Sean

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Why is Russel Crowe coaching the usmnt? #fifaworldcup

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Crotch Nugget.

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Do we think baby Jesus was turning titty milk to wine? #drunkbabyjesus

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Pizza boxes should have kickstands.

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Idk how to explain it but ketchup is smarter than mustard.

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@Shawnstoked @GreenDay Should have sung it

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Hey, @GreenDay the fact that you don’t have a vineyard making Listen to me “wine”…

[Sean @SeanIsSoRidic]

A Replacements sequel but it’s just a cop movie about Bateman.

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“SEAL team 6… I haven’t seen SEAL team 5” @jeanpaul

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Definitely wasn’t a 3/10th hop. #Olympics

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Snow cones are the worst type of dessert.

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“I don’t want hand tattoos incase I need to interview” guy with a playboy bunny and lips tattooed on his neck.

[Sean @SeanIsSoRidic]

Micheal Jackson is not 7’4” #7feetunder

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Waffle House should be BYOB.

[Sean @SeanIsSoRidic]

Wine is stupid if it’s not Sake.

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People sure do love this Green Day band… #dookie

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RR got fat #metoo

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#shude

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#bedsidefork

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#twice