SeanJA 🐀

Drunk and full of fibre. he/him

[SeanJA 🐀 @SeanJA]

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[SeanJA 🐀 @SeanJA]

@paytmitch Same

[Holy Saint Francis, what a change is here! @FatherShaggy]

Your government cut rent control, froze minimum wage, cut paid sick days, violated collective bargaining rights, and allowed natural gas rates to increase.

That's not making life more affordable.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

OK, while I'm making people mad...

...Starbucks is a fast food restaurant.

[SeanJA 🐀 @SeanJA]

@shindasingh Cool people that did cool stuff did a couple episodes in hunger strikes

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Men simply gravitate towards high paying jobs like doctor, lawyer, or software developer while women usually take lower paying jobs like female doctor, female lawyer, or female software developer.

[David J Phillips @davj]

People ask me how I reached an eight-figure net worth after only 5 years in tech:

Year 1 - $65K (1st job)

Year 2 - $72K (asked for raise)

Year 3 - $137K (switched jobs)

Year 4 - $35.67M (lawsuit payout from Google commuter bus hitting me)

Year 5 - $146K (promotion)

[shinda singh @shindasingh]

@thetruthsucks12 @WalmartCanada Hi Mark,

Thanks for your concern in keeping Guelph white.

Just a heads up all employees are residents of the area.

The issue is white people don't apply for these jobs and are quite demanding with hours and flexibility that we instead hire a more exploitable workforce.

Thanks

[SeanJA 🐀 @SeanJA]

@trulybliss How uhhh... Old is Ariel in this?

[SeanJA 🐀 @SeanJA]

Sounds like an insurance problem not a tax player bailout situation

[Em Casey @emcaseyturf]

Come along with me on my carnage (I mean course) check this morning. What should be one of the most beautiful golf courses in the country is being destroyed by herds of javelina. If anyone has a contact in AZ state govt that can help us find a solution please pass it along.

[Shane @shane_oaddo]

Has anyone tried inventing a government that isn't evil, have we considered this

[Shane @shane_oaddo]

The most important thing to remember as you clock into work every monday is how lucky you are to live in a time when you can generate massive amounts of wealth for 2-3 very old evil people

[Kyla Lee @IRPlawyer]

You’re welcome internet.

[the Juice Media @thejuicemedia]

The Canadian Government has made a new tourism ad, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative! 🇨🇦

[John Woodside @Woodsideful]

Turns out it's tough to hold anti-climate action rallies while unprecedented and out of control wildfires rage. via @NBulowski https://t.co/OhrTKwcdQN

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

When I look at the video of a clearly struggling Mitch McConnell, I think about how scary and difficult that must be, and how hard McConnell has worked throughout his life to ensure that the end of people's lives are as difficult and scary a struggle as they can possibly be made.

[🍉 No Mods, No Masters 🍉 @tarintowers]

I see you’re living in a tent with your partner and your dog. Would you like to surrender your dog and sleep alone on a mat in a gymnasium? We’ll throw out all your belongings for free

[SeanJA 🐀 @SeanJA]

@drmistercody I shan't and you can't make me

[@QueenGwenevere @QueenGwenevere]

@armadillocon @doctorow Wait, they were going to build their post-apocalyptic hideout on a small island? That appears to consist entirely of low-lying land? In an age of runaway global warming and rising sea levels…?

These are not the brightest bulbs in the bunch, are they.