Staring down the actual Declaration of Independence before stepping into the octagon as an underdog to beat the piss out of an undefeated fighter in front of the world is an extraordinary level of legendary
Married women on twitter be like oh noooooooooooooo my husband, who is not allowed to have sex with anyone else, wants to have sex with me in our marital bed tonight oh noooooooooooooo I need to start some discourse about how awful this is
Imagine telling me you’re uncomfortable sending a deposit, only for me to receive a booking request from someone else who has already paid theirs.
Now, your appointment slot is gone, and I’m fully booked for the evening. 🤷🏾♀️
I’m available for bookings now ✨💯