Sean

If I put “NO DMS” in my bio, will people DM me? 😂

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Hey @JDVance. I wish I knew how to quit you.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Folks complaining the actors in The Odyssey don't look Ancient Greek are oddly nostalgic for the era when John Wayne was apparently the most qualified Mongolian on Earth.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Sean @SeanKelley27]

@shehasfreckles Love that song

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

May you encounter a bison.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

am i fat?

gen z: no, you’re beautiful.

millenials: we don’t body shame

boomers: you could lose a pound or two

gen x: i know 5 fat people and you’re 4 of them.

[Sean @SeanKelley27]

@Sweetbuttermil3 Take care of yourself, also how do I join the BBQ discord server 😂

[Sean @SeanKelley27]

@etherealraccoon Idk, I think you’re pretty cool 🤷🏻‍♂️

[tay 🖤 @tayylorrmaee]

my close personal friend Mitch McConnell and I spoke for about 20 minutes today, he said to tell you these bitches love Sosa

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

BREAKING: Senator Mitch McConnell dies, announces plans to run for senate again in 2028

[Sean @SeanKelley27]

Sources report Mitch McConnell may be brain dead… which isn’t really any different from before so he should be back to destroying the country and terrifying babies soon

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Is America ready for my term limit legislation titled “Three Strokes and You’re Out” ?

[Sean @SeanKelley27]

@livvyluxxx Another jr bacon cheeseburger?

[Sean @SeanKelley27]

@Sweetbuttermil3 @lexilemonhead That’s actually my little orange bastard’s name 😂

[Covie @covie_93]

That's no way to talk about stephen miller.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

BREAKING: After SCOTUS ruling on banning transgender athletes, Riley Gains still came in 5th place.

[Wisconsin Sass @WisconsinSass]

One of my top favorite ways to be chaotic is reminding people that the song Semi-Charmed Life is about crystal meth

[Sean @SeanKelley27]

@VexingVixxen @WhiteHouse Do you think the person running that account knows they added that line to the Pledge of Allegiance in the 1950’s? I bet they don’t 😂