The Voice of Boyce

Proud husband and father, love old movies and good podcasts. Happy to live in a country no longer repped by 45

[The Voice of Boyce @SeanMBoyce75]

@elev8torman @birdman8272 Oh right, don't pander to the majority of Americans, just that small, negligible group of white supremacists who have no fucking clue how our country or Constitution work, but are now seemingly civic experts on all things politics.

[The Voice of Boyce @SeanMBoyce75]

@jasrifootball @darrenrovell If April Armstead isn't happy paying those taxes, my company is hiring entry level machine operators. They start at about $40K a year with benefits and vacation. Shoot me an email address I can send the application...

[The Voice of Boyce @SeanMBoyce75]

@darrenrovell Yeah, he brings home over 90K a week over 52 weeks. After taxes. If he wants sympathy, it's in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis"...

[The Voice of Boyce @SeanMBoyce75]

@elonmusk An already overdepleted resource pool and you think we should incentivize having children?
1 in 3 AMERICAN (One of the wealthiest countries in the world, I might add) children go to bed hungry every night, so let's add to that problem BEFORE we fix it. Gawd, you're such a douche

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Nobody had to tell this motherfucker to have an “82-game mentality.” He may be entitled to damages and he’s still out there giving you minutes. Let’s grow a spine again, America.

[The Voice of Boyce @SeanMBoyce75]

@marc92gold No women in the 2nd one... but other than that, pretty similar.

[The Voice of Boyce @SeanMBoyce75]

@ReallyAmerican1 "C'mon Box cars! Daddy needs to pay for an out of state abortion!"

[The Voice of Boyce @SeanMBoyce75]

@Super70sSports Just a slip of the finger and you're on your way to phone sex heaven.

[The Voice of Boyce @SeanMBoyce75]

@RobertKennedyJr Dude, you're part of the "elite"...
1. Grandpa was Ambassador to the court of St. James
2. You're uncle was a Senator and POTUS
3. You're dad was AG, Senator and presumptive nominee for POTUS
4. Most people don't have what you call a compound. We have yards, which we mow.

[The Voice of Boyce @SeanMBoyce75]

@Super70sSports Overbite

[Bob Uecker @BobUeckerSays]

When you win 92 games but your “playoff run” lasts 27 hours.
#Brewers #MLB #Postseason

[The Voice of Boyce @SeanMBoyce75]

@SassyGirlBoss 1

[The Voice of Boyce @SeanMBoyce75]

@Super70sSports Oscar just paid $20 for a hand job

[The Voice of Boyce @SeanMBoyce75]

@jasrifootball Well, this aged poorly. Rather quickly, I might add.

[The Voice of Boyce @SeanMBoyce75]

@patriottakes The Handjob Handmaiden

[The Voice of Boyce @SeanMBoyce75]

@TheSopranosClub Wearing shorts... Don's don't wear shorts.

[The Voice of Boyce @SeanMBoyce75]

@jasrifootball @richeisen Yet

[The Voice of Boyce @SeanMBoyce75]

Bobo tho Hoho

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Is @laurenboebert being felt up in a theatre full of kids?

[The Voice of Boyce @SeanMBoyce75]

@Super70sSports Sounds like dad...

[The Voice of Boyce @SeanMBoyce75]

@thedickbutkus @ChicagoBears Dick, Gotta tell ya, my old man was approached at a bar by an autograph seeker back in '75 who refused to believe my dad WASN'T you. Dad ended up signing autographs with your name misspelled all evening... But he and my brother drank free all night.

[The Voice of Boyce @SeanMBoyce75]

@patriottakes It's her nightly rate...