Sean M. Locke

Husband, father, indie novelist, IT salaryman - more or less in that order. Mostly harmless. 🇹🇭🇺🇲🍗🥃🌈📖

[Sean M. Locke @SeanMLocke]

@betsydornbusch Oh my gosh that's awful. I've been mostly watching the Cal Wood fire since that's closest to me and the Cameron Peak fire because I went to school at CSU but wow, that East Troublesome fire looks *so bad*, I'm so sorry

[Sean M. Locke @SeanMLocke]

@alexrwhite Pebbles in Fruity Pebbles is the only one I can think of who's a regular/old timer. I *think* I've seen Dora the Explorer on a box of cereal too, like her own branded cereal. Occasionally women athletes and superheroes, but they're not .. regulars, I guess?

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@staylovi Gunshot really hit different for me. I've always liked KARD's music but Gunshot is something special for sure

[Sean M. Locke @SeanMLocke]

@floofyuqi 2 obviously but you'd best believe I'm doing the yard work r e a l slow so I can see what the neighbors are up to

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@emilygolden_ The fires have been pretty bad! I've been sneezing like crazy but at least we're not in any immediate danger (apart from the threat of shattering every window with the gale-force sneezes)

[Sean M. Locke @SeanMLocke]

@lizardschwartz Did you build this? Are there plans? Oh man I'm about to have another project aren't I

[Sean M. Locke @SeanMLocke]

@lizardschwartz Oh I like this very much. Two hot spots even, very luxe. Thank you!

[Sean M. Locke @SeanMLocke]

@justinaireland I resent but cannot argue with whiskey

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@borasclown oh no is this teaser content

hnng I been *tryin* to avoid but these are so gorgeous I can't even be mad

[Sean M. Locke @SeanMLocke]

@ADHD_Alien Since I'm not ""actually"" """diagnosed""" *and* I'm a pretty Functional Adult with a Job, House, and Family, I don't even *have* ADHD. I'm probably just lazy, unmotivated, and way into stuff nobody else cares about

[Sean M. Locke @SeanMLocke]

@RebeccaFKenney1 Oh that's cool! Is it a premium feature or?

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I swear @swear_trek is my favorite account on here

[Citrus Enjoyer @melteddali]

Who’s been making Deep Space 9 GIFs with Avery Brooks as Sisko and overlaying it with captions implying he’s giving takes on movies? Why are there so many of these???

[Sean M. Locke @SeanMLocke]

@singerswings @JulieJoyce I legitimately thought that dog was running on top of the water

[Sean M. Locke @SeanMLocke]

@SeanAndTheSeans listen, what the hell

[Sean M. Locke @SeanMLocke]

@ADHD_Alien How to get rid of something forever:

1. Hold the item in your hands
2. Close your eyes and whisper "I will put this somewhere sensible so I do not lose it" 3 times
3. Put the item somewhere sensible
4. That's it, that's the tutorial.

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@byulsclown @hf_dreamcatcher this is amazing and thank u for the warning because I need to prepare my tiny, smooth brain for Gahyeon

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@floofyuqi me neither, you're not alone. There's too much content to consume it all so don't worry

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@mikamckinnon those are definitely candy and i'm gonna eat 'em

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@Karnythia Okay no you saw how quickly that ENORMOUS CREATURE vanished into the murk? Hell no, if they can disappear that fast they can appear just as fast and no thanks

I'd like to see my death coming from a quarter mile away at least