Sean Mulkerron

Presenting relevant, innovative solutions to address the needs of my clients. Wife & I proud 🥅🏒🥍🤸‍♀️parents of 3.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A German soccer fan who flew to the USA but was fearful about coming because of news about criminals and people being mean...

...breaks down into TEARS, live on air saying he has FALLEN IN LOVE with America after a random man named "Bob" in Boston gave him a ride home after he was stuck at a game with no way back to his hotel

The German soccer fan's name is Sebastian, he said after meeting Bob, he extended his entire trip.

He said leaving America will hurt worse than watching Germany get knocked out of the World Cup.

"I fall in love with America. I'm sorry, it's just so emotional. Americans are not rude... if we are together, we can achieve great things."

THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Albert Breer @AlbertBreer]

Argentina/Cape Verde was absolutely incredible.

[Chris @everestchris6]

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[Sean Mulkerron @SeanMulkerron]

@everestchris6 System

[Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz]

LOL, absolutely brilliant.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

At this point, I genuinely don’t care who wins. Every single country deserves a trophy for the pure joy they’ve given us and for reminding us how beautiful humanity can be. We needed this so much.

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[Sean Mulkerron @SeanMulkerron]

Best half I have ever seen for 🇺🇸!

[Mike Greenberg @Espngreeny]

I don’t pretend to be an expert, but the total dominance of the #usmnt thus far has been thrilling to watch.

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

Clint Dempsey goes OFF on Jesse Marsch 😳

[Sean Mulkerron @SeanMulkerron]

@DonnieDoesWorld 🍌🍌🍌🍌

[Sean Mulkerron @SeanMulkerron]

Shady. if this was the University of Miami the person would get crushed.

[Brandon Marcello @bmarcello]

All four justices on the Seventh Court of Appeals in Texas are Texas Tech graduates.

[Danny Kanell @dannykanell]

Sorsby bet over $90,000 total including bets on his own team and gets a weak 2 games but you had athletes betting $10 on various sports that got banned for life??? Of all the messed up things that have occurred in the last 5 years in college athletics this may be the dumbest!!

[Sean Mulkerron @SeanMulkerron]

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[Sean Mulkerron @SeanMulkerron]

@jimmyconnelly @collegehockey I was just curious. Thank you, sir.

[Sean Mulkerron @SeanMulkerron]

@jimmyconnelly @collegehockey What if a male player entered this fall, played four years division three, could he get a year in division one?