Day Drinking on Acid at Disneyland

I make reality television and have a nice vegetable garden and I have a potato for a brain

[Day Drinking on Acid at Disneyland @SeanNeumann]

lol he relies on the USPS to make Amazon deliveries.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Jeff Bezos: "If we ran Amazon the way New York City runs their school system, packages would take 6 weeks to arrive, we would charge you a $100 delivery fee and when the package did finally arrive, it would have the wrong item in it."

[Day Drinking on Acid at Disneyland @SeanNeumann]

@dccommonsense It's the, "uh, my grift needs to change gears," angle. "I am just going to use some truth to try and save my ass before I start using dead school children again."

[Day Drinking on Acid at Disneyland @SeanNeumann]

@mcuban You ain’t doing shit. Advocate for your class to pay taxes on levels like we saw in the 50’s. Otherwise, stand down, Mr I Put Radio On the Internet …

[Day Drinking on Acid at Disneyland @SeanNeumann]

@vodkasnowflake They only voted for Obama so they could say, “see, I’m not racist.”

[Day Drinking on Acid at Disneyland @SeanNeumann]

Can't wait for owners to say that this is why they need a salary cap: "We need to be able to afford new plumbing!"

[Brendan Kuty 🧟‍♂️ @BrendanKutyNJ]

Sewage has seeped into the Yankees’ clubhouse, around the stadium.

A security guard directed people not to step in “the poo poo water.”

“It’s not great.”

READ: https://t.co/XlJFi12ZJX

[Day Drinking on Acid at Disneyland @SeanNeumann]

@PekJorkins I think the proper term is "bitch made."

[Day Drinking on Acid at Disneyland @SeanNeumann]

@atrupar All that motherfucker does is lie and trade porn with his son.

[Day Drinking on Acid at Disneyland @SeanNeumann]

Popular opinion: Don't be a fucking asshole who wants to bankrupt people in times of crisis.

[Billy Binion @billybinion]

Unpopular opinion: This is why grocery stores *should* hike prices during storms. Otherwise some people hoard all the food the moment they hear snow is coming, as if we’re about to live through the apocalypse. Absurd.

[Day Drinking on Acid at Disneyland @SeanNeumann]

The perfect view of other people spending thousands of dollars.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: This Seahawks fan has gone viral for having a PERFECT view of the stadium field from his apartment.

He captured Rashid Shaheed’s opening kickoff return touchdown. What a cool angle to have.

Imagine being able to watch every home game for free.

🤯🤯🤯

[Day Drinking on Acid at Disneyland @SeanNeumann]

Hey, let's add some child abuse on top of the stupid parenting.

[Kentucky Girl @Notwokenow]

His game was taken away so he smashed the tv, and his Mom’s phone.

This kid needs some Gen X parenting, IMO.

What do you think?

[Day Drinking on Acid at Disneyland @SeanNeumann]

What Kansas Gov. Laura Kelly wants you to know about Chiefs’ new stadium deal and why she can get creative on behalf of billionaires, but not public transportation, housing, health care, or for the poor because fuck you, we want a football stadium. https://t.co/PPKlUyeN4g

[Day Drinking on Acid at Disneyland @SeanNeumann]

I’d take the Jake Paul route and get my ass kicked instead of going to prison, thanks.

[Stuckey @Stuckey2]

Prison for a year or tackle Darnell Washington in space?

[Day Drinking on Acid at Disneyland @SeanNeumann]

lol ... This kind of guy is the sort who thinks that schools having active shooter drills is a good thing.

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

Australia took away its citizens’ guns, but 10 people at Bondi Beach are dead anyway because terrorists don’t care about gun laws.

The only thing the Australian government did was make sure its unarmed, law-abiding, citizens are now sitting ducks, unable to defend themselves.

[Day Drinking on Acid at Disneyland @SeanNeumann]

And Jesus said, "celebrate with light shows and poorly produced holiday shows."

[Day Drinking on Acid at Disneyland @SeanNeumann]

lol … this morherfucker out here sucking billionaire dick for online clout

[Chris Freiman @cafreiman]

1) It’s not true that 60% of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck

2) Under capitalism, billionaires get rich by making others rich—it’s a positive sum game

[Day Drinking on Acid at Disneyland @SeanNeumann]

Rand Paul doesn't know how woke Costco is.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Rand Paul: "My plan is this -- let people on the Obamacare market, which is about 4% of America, a small number of people, let them buy their insurance through Costco, Sam's Club, Amazon ... "

[Day Drinking on Acid at Disneyland @SeanNeumann]

@exMalwa To annoy you and only you.

[Day Drinking on Acid at Disneyland @SeanNeumann]

lol ... This is the face of man who is illiterate

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

Joe Borelli: "You can look at the chart of inflation over the last 50 years, and you'll see two big bumps. On top of those big bumps are Jimmy Carter and Joe Biden. And those cliffs that fall off are Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump."

[Day Drinking on Acid at Disneyland @SeanNeumann]

@SenBillCassidy Your plan is to basically throw everyone off of health care, you lying swine. Insurers decide everything, you bought off clown. There is no such thing as the free market and you are owned by corporations.

[Day Drinking on Acid at Disneyland @SeanNeumann]

“Because Alabama is ass,” would be the correct response

[Stuckey @Stuckey2]

ESPN host “so can you tell us why you decided to leave out Alabama?”

Committee chair: “Well, it was not an easy decision. All 3 are deserving but we reviewed the body of work. The loss to Florida State was the worst of all 3 teams. Miami also beat that same Florida State team.”