Sean

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[Sean @SeanNeutron]

Roman Reigns before he spears someone:

[Cryptid Politics @CryptidPolitics]

The Dallas Mavericks drafting Luka Doncic AND Jalen Brunson in the same draft AND not having either one of them now is generational incompetence.

[Sean @SeanNeutron]

Been saying this for a while. He needs more focus. Just random iso, with no signature post moves.

[Nate Jones @JonesOnTheNBA]

Wemby is still a baby deer on offense. He has no rhyme or reason for what he does on offense. It’s not calculated or refined.

[Code.E.Banx @Code_E_Banx]

This chic been riding Diana Taurasi coast tails her whole existence & getting by on her looks, Uconn connects and LGBT status. Enough with the nonsense. Sue Bird is one of the most vile POS's in the W Universe. She smiles in CC's face and stabs her in the back at every turn

[Marty Mush @martymush]

Rutgers not making the tournament with Dylan Harper and Ace Bailey should be talked about way more.

[ʙʀᴜᴄᴇ ʟᴇᴇ-ʀᴏʏ 🥋 @Bruce_Lee_Royy]

Not when Demar Derozan is your toughest competition

[🌟🌟MJ🇭🇹(Truly Humble Under God) @ATLienMJ]

82-0 when you have the audacity to consider fit and spacing

[ab.sol @ab_12sol]

It’s Paige so it’s quirky

[Zito @_Zeets]

The UN would have to intervene

[Sean @SeanNeutron]

82-0 exposing the non ball knowers

[Steven Karr @SKarrG0]

How do I report a missing player in this 82-0 game? Where the hell is rookie year Sabonis?????

[Uncle "Uno" Døm @oldfatdom]

you pulled 2010’s OKC and you’re looking SABONIS????

[Sean @SeanNeutron]

.@Sprite needs to make the mango citrus chill a permanent flavor.

[Apex Jones HACKED @ApexJonesHACKED]

Yeh remember when Scottie averaged 27 in the finals, hit "The Shot," to end 52 years of championship drought in Chicago, then averaged 29 in the very next Finals?

[Sean @SeanNeutron]

PW

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨🏌🏻‍♂️⛳️ #DISCUSSION — What golf club in your bag normally goes 130 yards?

[1️⃣ @HoodiWaymo]

You’ve got a serious case of lil bro syndrome if you’re thinking about another team at the biggest event of your NFL career

[Danny2K @Danny2KYT]

Shoutout to the 82-0 site for not having ads

Could’ve made a generational bag showing me hot moms near me but chose the ethical route

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

This ticket was first graded as Deandre Ayton’s debut. Then it became Luka Doncic’s debut.

This month, it might become Jalen Brunson’s debut.

[remx @biigrem]

Someone stole my debit card info and spent $700 at Barnes & Noble in New York. What kind of academic thug behavior is this 💔💔💔

[X coach anderson X @coachandere6xa]

Easy question : destroyed the funniest team to watch and turned them into an old school ugly ball wnba team. Trying to change Caitlin Clark into Temu Paige Bueckers. Trying to turn Aliyah Boston into Temu Alyssa Thomas as a hub!!

[Sean @SeanNeutron]

It loves giving me Cle/Atl/Mem

[Sav @B1Gsad]

I know you guys are cheating on that 82-0 simulator because my first 3 spins were the 70’s and 2010’s Nets.

Men used to have honor

[☔ @Whotfismick]

realizing there are kids using my birth year to lie about their age