sean orpin

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[sean orpin @SeanOrpin]

Reinstate the Disability Cost of Living Payment - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/CTirowfLyB via @UKChange

[sean orpin @SeanOrpin]

@mrjamesob I hear he’s going on Love Island. Expect the pitter-patter of dozens of tiny feet in March. 😂😂

[sean orpin @SeanOrpin]

@GabbyLogan Nope. Just a wanker one. 🍆🍆

[sean orpin @SeanOrpin]

Watching TV and it’s:-

No loo rolls? PANIC.
No petrol? PANIC.
A monster rapes and kills? PANIC and blame EVERY copper.

How about we stop using mainstream and Social Media that feeds this paranoia circle-jerk? Just a thought, don’t kill the messenger.

[sean orpin @SeanOrpin]

Thought @JeremyVineOn5 was an absolute disgrace today. 4 ppl wanking as they fuelled the fear machine. Won’t be watching anymore. 🖕🍆💩 An absolute disgrace.

[sean orpin @SeanOrpin]

Drink...

[James Dreyfus @DreyfusJames]

What does one do when you no longer trust

The Police
Politicians
The Media
The Experts
The Science
The Commentators
The Reality

Seriously. Where does one turn?

[sean orpin @SeanOrpin]

Check out TheIRISHPATRIOT's video! #TikTok. Couldn’t put it better myself... https://t.co/F91pn0O8Rq

[sean orpin @SeanOrpin]

Breaking News! The panic at the pumps was repeated at London Zoo when a group of panic-buying petrol thieves were ripped to pieces in the big cat enclosure.

[sean orpin @SeanOrpin]

They write themselves. Let’s hope those that lent the bellend @BorisJohnson their vote are listening. Can’t deal with another 4 more years

[sean orpin @SeanOrpin]

At the Labour Party Conference. What A Nice Hat... no, that’s a visor to protect others from a deadly pandemic that’s still killing approximately 150 ppl each day 👎 maybe you should be expelled for that 💩 for brains

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Can we get these absolute legends the retweets they deserve? Let’s go 🚀

[sean orpin @SeanOrpin]

@JeremyVineOn5 @theJeremyVine @thecarolemalone @Femi_Sorry Carole Malone huffing n puffing & shouting people down. She seems scared the lies r eventually being exposed and is trying to control the narrative. If there IS a turkey shortage at Xmas, we can always switch to gammon. There’s a lot of them out there

[sean orpin @SeanOrpin]

Brawling and ppl drawing knives at petrol stations. Turkey shortages spoiling Christmas next thanks to @BorisJohnson remember, people #DontDoBirdOverABird

[sean orpin @SeanOrpin]

The next crisis @BorisJohnson is going to sit back and allow to happen

[sean orpin @SeanOrpin]

They’re too busy getting attacked at the petrol stations #BorisIsntWorking

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Stop 👏🏻 abusing 👏🏻 NHS 👏🏻 staff 👏🏻

[sean orpin @SeanOrpin]

Good to see the nation is waking up to this clown. 🍆🍆🍆 #BorisIsntWorking

[sean orpin @SeanOrpin]

Check out hewitson10's video! #TikTok... as we lurch onto the next Boris-created fuck up. Are we prosperous yet, 51.9% 🍆🍆💩💩 https://t.co/9IKLw4egFP

[sean orpin @SeanOrpin]

Fighting not to make a pervy comment.... Bugger! I’ve just lost the battle... 😇😇😇

[sean orpin @SeanOrpin]

If it means there are fewer people queuing for petrol then fine by me 🤬🤬and that also goes for the bellends that voted @BorisJohnson into office too 🤬🤬🤬🤬

[Ian Birrell @ianbirrell]

There is a rush to legalise euthanasia in the UK but people need to think far more deeply about the consequences

[sean orpin @SeanOrpin]

Check out Glenn Davie's video! #TikToknever a truer word spoken https://t.co/Q84vA8em2d