Sean THE Man

kind of an arsehole

[Elisa Chaplin @ChaplinElisa]

@Edward_N_Weiss Mirage got me like

[Sean Levins @LevinsSean]

@Edward_N_Weiss "IF" bwahaha

[Edward Weiss @Edward_N_Weiss]

Mirage's newest gift is divine. Delightful deviations, indeed. There's a bonus, too. Parker tells Jarod "forget" and he says he still hasn't forgotten the last thing she told him to forget (2 decades ago in Carthis is implied)
Mirage IS #ThePretenderLives

[Andrea Rusett @XBieber_fever99]

Oooh, Jarod. Oooh, Miss Parker. That's classic Jarod & MP the way they always are when they first see each other after a long while. 20 years is a WHILE. Love the way she looked away when he looked at her. Not so protected MP lol. Love it. Mirage= #ThePretenderLives

[Ela Martin @eli_flies]

@BriannaSoul That last sentence for the shippers tho was literally everything to me. They were tangled up. And in the last sentence were literally LITERALLY tangled. I love Mirage!! Mirage IS #ThePretenderLives

[Jared Moretti @BriannaSoul]

Ima total stan for Mirage. New short short story + much anticipated update to The Return. "he [Jarod] and Parker were, irrefutably, nothing if not tangled." 🥰🧩❤️‍🔥💝💯
Be STILL my shipper heart! 👑Mirage =#ThePretenderLives

[Antía @alfinaldedylan]

WILD AT HEART

David Lynch, 1990.

[Antía @alfinaldedylan]

Behind the scenes of TWIN PEAKS.

David Lynch, 1991.

[TheDPlucky @d_plucky]

Robert Francis O’Rourke was the only man in the room with balls enough to call out a Governor who has made it easier for anyone to buy a gun.

Bravo Beto!! #AbbottCruzMassacre

[Triumvirate @JarodProject]

@Lori4everlove "It's just my skin tone violently clashing with humiliation, but all of this," she added with a gesture at herself, "certainly gives earth tones a whole new meaning." [parker talking about the mud and dirt on her after slipping] Mirage= #ThePretenderLives

[Jarod The Pretender @pretender_jarod]

Luther totally wasn't impressed with my gloves, the big baby. Or the scalpel. Or the prospect of having just one of those filtering things. Where is my mom? I should call up Miss Parker now. She just fell asleep lol. We can't have that. I need her tired.

[Jarod The Pretender @pretender_jarod]

This is a pic of me & Mr. Scalpel. See my gloves? Cool huh? I was totes ready for Covid. Miss Parker's still probably seething back in Mexico lmao. I love tacos! I'm definitely not evil, bad & definitely NOT a psychopath. Don't listen to Miss Parker. Sh secretly loves me.

[Jarod The Pretender @pretender_jarod]

I was stolen as a child by some sketchy peeps who locked me away under the ground and exploited my brilliance. It wasn't all bad. I had my first kiss! 😘😍I've reconnected with Dad and my sister, but I still haven't met Mom, although I did stare at her on two occasions. My mom.

[Jarod The Pretender @pretender_jarod]

Quintumvirate? Seriously?
Oh sh*t!!
When did THAT happen?

[Jarod The Pretender @pretender_jarod]

I'm on to that @Weiss_MichaelT person too. My request to follow him is STILL pending. Very very very sus.

[Jarod The Pretender @pretender_jarod]

I'm on to you Triumvirate. Social media is the new world order global court of law holding baddies like you accountable and canceling those who deserve it.