Sean Slaney

Fashion has no mercy

[Sean Slaney @SeanRSlaney]

@toriea_ Hmmm that’s interesting. What a fun fact.

[Sean Slaney @SeanRSlaney]

My boss: the register was off by $19.95
Me: what a good year
Boss: is that the year you were born?
Me: no I’m a 99er
Boss: you disgust me

[Sean Slaney @SeanRSlaney]

@FrigorificWolf Boooo

[Sean Slaney @SeanRSlaney]

@GoeJrof “So have you ever used a fire extinguisher before?”

[Sean Slaney @SeanRSlaney]

Joe was experimenting with the lighting in the kitchen last night. Things backfired. #hotthingsarehot

[Sean Slaney @SeanRSlaney]

@calebcschmidt That’s a good question to be raisin

[Sean Slaney @SeanRSlaney]

@calebcschmidt It’s imperative we find out...

[t @toriea_]

Warning: I will be in an unbearably good mood for the next 78 days at least

[Sean Slaney @SeanRSlaney]

A summary of the book of Numbers: Moses: Stop making God angry!!! The Israelites:

[Sean Slaney @SeanRSlaney]

Rooming with two viola players has ruined me. Just saw the number 13. Thought it was an alto clef.

[Jack Underwood @JackU2022]

@davidnasser I am a Sophomore here at Liberty, as well as a full time employee for the university (Started in Sep). I was selected for the $100,000 Dr Pepper Scholarship and will be competing on Dec 7th for the prize! Would love Libertys support with practicing the football toss!

[Sean Slaney @SeanRSlaney]

My lactose intolerant self talking to my stomach about the milk I’m about to drink:

[Sean Slaney @SeanRSlaney]

@FrigorificWolf Should have written this one for the Poe museum

[Sean Slaney @SeanRSlaney]

Bluetooth speaker just died while I was jamming to Bon Jovi in the shower...this is a new kind pain that I didn’t need tonight.

[Sean Slaney @SeanRSlaney]

Y’all ever thought about how weird sea turtles are? Like regular turtles with swimming wings.

[Sean Slaney @SeanRSlaney]

@FrigorificWolf Kinda sounds like fake news. I feel like this guy goes to sleep at 5 cause he works till 1 and has 8:15s...also he just might really like naps...

[Team Trump (Text TRUMP to 88022) @TeamTrump]

WOW -- Raleigh, North Carolina is ready to #MakeAmericaGreatAgain with @realDonaldTrump!

[kevin silva @kvnslv]

.@SeanRSlaney make this your first tweet. Now.