Sean Sutton

No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep. When life hands me lemons i break out the tequila and salt !

[LADbible @ladbible]

Nobody:

Brits at 9am on Christmas Day:

[ClassicMovieClips @clips_classic]

Commando; Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last?

[Sean Sutton @SeanSutton8]

@AldiUK Hey guy's you listened to me once about protein . Now listen to me about organic produce. In an unprecedented and challenging year for business and consumers total organic sales rose by 1.6% to £3.1bn last year, with £8.5m spent on organic food and drink every day.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

This is our most popular chocolate chip cookie recipe and may become your new favorite.
https://t.co/2ov2H4m59G

[ClassicMovieClips @clips_classic]

Anchorman; That’s how I roll

[Grand Old Team @grandoldteam]

Everton's recruitment team looking for a forward like...

https://t.co/8RmftOznlS

[Sean Sutton @SeanSutton8]

@Connor_1986 It's why I moved to android 🤣

[Sean Sutton @SeanSutton8]

@Connor_1986 Don't forget the U2 album a few years ago too 🤣

[Sean Sutton @SeanSutton8]

@ChrisEvans When you returned the stone's even if you didn't before you clapped cheeks for decade's afterwards 🤣with the realist one too

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I think it's a pity that the City of London became the number 1 place for laundering Russian dirty money

Still, the Tories did very well out of that...

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I hear rumours that the Devil, who feels that the word 'Hell' has recently acquired rather negative
connotations, is going to change its name to 'Blissville'

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

I haven’t retired and not a lot of people know that

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Moving at ~23 times speed of sound, circling Earth every ~90 minutes

[Sean Sutton @SeanSutton8]

@ladbible Lots of road signs into a hotel room

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

"Of course it's soft but we've seen those given all season."

"Wrighty, you're going to defend him anyway, no matter what."

"It's not a case of defending him. You know how it is. It's soft but those have been given all season."

Should #ENG have been awarded 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 penalty?

[Angies Liverpool @angiesliverpool]

Cleaning the Liver Building, Liverpool 1st October 1973

[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗭𝗼𝗻𝗲 @TheEvertonZone]

🏟 | Building work on Everton’s new stadium at Bradley Moore Dock is set to begin in August.

It is believed that Everton will announce the news this evening.

@Everton | #EFC

[Angies Liverpool @angiesliverpool]

1960s North John Street, Liverpool