Sean Backes

I don't know why I got a Twitter either but let's just go with it

[Sean Backes @SeanTheMathlete]

Miss Primetime #KSCUgiveaway

[Sean Backes @SeanTheMathlete]

@emilyalonso_ Absolutely need to! Like, come on. It's 2016.

[Sean Backes @SeanTheMathlete]

Send help

[Sean Backes @SeanTheMathlete]

Today's finals psychosis included trying to swipe into my dorm room using a credit card and putting on multiple pairs of underwear at once

[Buckley @ADoseofBuckley]

How to infuriate people: "How did Led Zeppelin sing about Mordor? They're from like, the 40s, and Lord of the Rings came out in 2001!"

[Sean Backes @SeanTheMathlete]

@emilylusk10 we're better

[Sean Backes @SeanTheMathlete]

@9NEWS Seriously though, tune in to 9 news tonight to hear about my job working at the super bowl. My mom is very proud.

[Sean Backes @SeanTheMathlete]

S/O to y'all early followers. Boutta blow up after this @9NEWS interview goes global 🔥🔥🔥

[Sean Backes @SeanTheMathlete]

@JamesVerch Depends on how intriguing 2.5 hours of Leo crawling is to you. But lots of people get shot with arrows so that was tight

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

Von Miller's got a new position

(pic via @nflmemes)

[Sean Backes @SeanTheMathlete]

What The Revenant taught me:
eating raw meat is ok
it's always snowing in the 1800s
Leo can definitely fit on a floating piece of driftwood

[Buckley @ADoseofBuckley]

Amy Schumer says she'd never steal a joke. We know she can't take one, so I guess it stands to reason she wouldn't steal them either.

[Sean Backes @SeanTheMathlete]

SPORTS!!!!

[Sean Backes @SeanTheMathlete]

JEFF FUCKING JANIS

[Sean Backes @SeanTheMathlete]

Breaking news from Brent Musberger, athletic people come from athletic families. @CMccaffrey5

[Sean Backes @SeanTheMathlete]

Remember, it's not how many gifts you give or receive. It's how #blessed you post about being

[Sean Backes @SeanTheMathlete]

"We need to bomb the ISIS capital"
"We don't owe these refugees anything"

@tedcruz do you understand cause and effect on any level?

[Sean Backes @SeanTheMathlete]

@RealBenCarson gets specifically referred to with the "Dr" prefix yet @RandPaul gets no such treatment even though he also has an MD. Cool.

[Trevor Moore @itrevormoore]

I bet John Kasich stays up late and keeps googling his own name after these debates.