Sean the SRE

Platform Engineer @ Casey’s | Ex DC Engineering @ Google and Meta. | Interested in GeoPolitics, AI,Cyber, Hockey. Posts and their opinions are my own.

[Sean the SRE @SeanTheSRE]

@IowaChill They know our cornsweats are part of the nuclear triad.

[Josh Johnson @secondfret]

Meta HQ right now.

[dave @_SlimeDave]

Once you start gaming on PC that console shit dead ngl

[Odd Steam Reviews @OddSteamReviews]

Battlefield™ 6

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Donald Trump is amazing. My truck used to hold $60 of gas and now it holds $120 of gas. I don't know how he does it but the man is a jenius.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

“You paid Iran $300 billion dollars to re-open a Strait that was open the entire time?”

“That’s right, Dave.”

“And this was after you defeated them 50 times?”

“That’s correct, Dave.”

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

BREAKING: The algae in the Reflecting Pool has agreed to stop growing in exchange for a $300 billion pallet of cash.

[Sean the SRE @SeanTheSRE]

@Cyb3rMonk Why would they want to stay at this point?

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

We’re about to spend $300,000,000,000 rebuilding Iran after spending $80,000,000,000 destroying it, while telling Americans on Medicaid to take a hike.

America First.

[gem @giannascoli]

if alcohol can shorten your memory imagine what alcohol can do

[g3li @PBandGelii]

Microsoft Teams glitch is showing me as “Away”, baby I’m here

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Meta’s CTO says morale is near “the worst it’s ever been” — leadership will offer increased snack budgets to lift spirits.

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Boss: "Keep it to two drinks at the happy hour tonight"

Me, 8 deep:

[Sean the SRE @SeanTheSRE]

@MericaRickie @DemzDeliver Compared it to Alcohol

[Sean the SRE @SeanTheSRE]

@tekbog That’s about a dozen tokens on Gemini 3

[Sean the SRE @SeanTheSRE]

@muheediva01 “No.”

[Sean the SRE @SeanTheSRE]

@droidbuilds Your email will stop working until there is enough storage

[R(R) @real1800splurge]

somewhere in your 20s or 30s you’ll get the opportunity to rebuild your life after a negative loop. its very important that you see that journey through

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

First day on the job and the CEO already trusts me to go get apple gift cards for him

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

Who did this 🤣