Sean Kelly Uminski

Music production and engineering major and reverse psychology minor at Berklee. Please do not follow me

[Sean Kelly Uminski @SeanUminski]

Colby Jack cheese looks like a zoomed in map of Finland

[The Gregory Brothers @gregorybrothers]

Trump asks for 11,780 votes, but it's to the tune of the Rent song

[Ashley Woodfolk @AshWrites]

Has anyone else not had a cold all year?

It’s almost like....washing your hands and wearing a mask....works?

[Sean Kelly Uminski @SeanUminski]

@erntrny @FedEx Maybe somebody from @FedEx @FedExHelp (a multi-billion dollar company that doesn’t pay taxes even though their business model is based upon the use of tax-funded roads and highways) could help Erin out with her situation

[Sean Kelly Uminski @SeanUminski]

@erntrny @FedEx I don’t think I’ve had a single experience with FedEx where they didn’t screw up or destroy what was being shipped. The tally I have so far is just about $700 worth of stuff they broke 😬

[Sean Kelly Uminski @SeanUminski]

One thing that Animal Crossing taught me is that I definitely did NOT miss my calling as an interior decorator 😅

[Sean Kelly Uminski @SeanUminski]

Lactose intolerance is really just your body saying, “aren’t you a little old for this?” whenever you drink milk

[Sean Kelly Uminski @SeanUminski]

Not really sure where the “IKEA furniture is hard to put together” trope comes from. Maybe it’s just because my generation grew up with LEGO instruction booklets with pictograms, but it’s... dare I say, easy???

[Sean Kelly Uminski @SeanUminski]

@lizseter

[Sean Kelly Uminski @SeanUminski]

@rsnbrgjrdn Petco: Where’d the pets go???™

[Sean Kelly Uminski @SeanUminski]

I have gotten to the age where if I see a nice door in the background of an Instagram post, I’ll say *out loud*, “oh wow that’s a nice door”

[Sean Kelly Uminski @SeanUminski]

@uspellCoUrTNey The only thing that can pry me out of bed is knowing that coffee is waiting for me and if I wait too long to get up I’ll get a withdrawal headache. Opening up the blinds to let in sunlight as soon as possible also helps to wake me up.

[Sean Kelly Uminski @SeanUminski]

Oh no the only way Biden can get those states back is by calling a double claimsies no takebacksies

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We have claimed, for Electoral Vote purposes, the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania (which won’t allow legal observers) the State of Georgia, and the State of North Carolina, each one of which has a BIG Trump lead. Additionally, we hereby claim the State of Michigan if, in fact,.....

[Sean Kelly Uminski @SeanUminski]

@seeking_Trad Yes

[Sean Kelly Uminski @SeanUminski]

@Mithog2 @caduzaodamassa @seeking_Trad You seem to be confusing political parties with economic systems. You can have right-wing government that utilizes socialist systems. That’s the Nazis.

[Sean Kelly Uminski @SeanUminski]

@Mithog2 @caduzaodamassa @seeking_Trad For anyone else out there who needs to know this, you can simultaneously condemn and denounce the Nazis and also be a republican. Here’s a few people who did: Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell, Orrin Hatch, and Ted Cruz

[Sean Kelly Uminski @SeanUminski]

@Mithog2 @caduzaodamassa @seeking_Trad I’m not saying great right-wing leaders haven’t existed. Lincoln is a great example. But right-wing ideologies, just like left-ideologies, can be pushed to the extremes. Communism on the left and Nazism on the right is the result of those extremes

[Sean Kelly Uminski @SeanUminski]

Should note that the cities in which blank ballots were dumped, North Arlington and West Orange, most voters are registered as Democrats

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

#BREAKING USPS employee arrested after allegedly dumping mail, including ballots sent to New Jersey residents https://t.co/mXNhzHNpSs

[Sean Kelly Uminski @SeanUminski]

If you don’t know, Rick Moranis stepped away from his acting career to stay home and raise his kids after his wife passed away

[Eyewitness News @ABC7NY]

Actor Rick Moranis identified as victim of random attack on the Upper West Side https://t.co/zImshoat30