Sean McGarvey

Definitely not the Scranton Strangler

[Sean McGarvey @SeanWMcGarvey]

@coyote__vision When I grow up I want to look this good

[Sean McGarvey @SeanWMcGarvey]

HOME STAR RUNNER DOT NET. IT'S DOT COM.

[Sean McGarvey @SeanWMcGarvey]

@LenDawsonsCig F1B

[Sean McGarvey @SeanWMcGarvey]

.@undertone_live can we talk about @thekingjames88 and #elliotskinner? Have you all heard Rose Water? https://t.co/4cetHXfD6y

[Sean McGarvey @SeanWMcGarvey]

Missing my favorite local band tonight because you all want to send flowers to people on a fake holiday in four days. I blame Iowa State.

Ya'll owe me more than 13k in student loan debts. Give me my "education" back.

[Sean McGarvey @SeanWMcGarvey]

@bradenkopf Nice @kurt13warner plug. #iowastrong #cyclonestate 😉

[Sean McGarvey @SeanWMcGarvey]

@LenDawsonsCig If Devin Hester made the HOF he would be the first PR/KR position to make it. No way he makes it being the below average WR he was.

[Sean McGarvey @SeanWMcGarvey]

@bradenkopf "Tell me you're from Iowa without telling me you're from Iowa."

[Sean McGarvey @SeanWMcGarvey]

@SSGELLEON @Kingconz35 this is disgusting.

[Sean McGarvey @SeanWMcGarvey]

@LisaYoungblood @MattYoungblood Watermelon ice cream with chocolate "seeds" for dessert? Or one of those pink peptobismol mint candies.

[Sean McGarvey @SeanWMcGarvey]

@jonaroni 2:20?! Overachiever

[Sean McGarvey @SeanWMcGarvey]

@bradenkopf At some point, critics will stop sleeping on Marvel and actually give then some respect. Moon Knight is a show... not a movie.

[Sean McGarvey @SeanWMcGarvey]

I would like to know who said, "hard work pays off." They lied.

[Michigander @michiganderband]

we need homestar runner now more than ever

[Sean McGarvey @SeanWMcGarvey]

Toughest holiday season of my life.

[Sean McGarvey @SeanWMcGarvey]

@TheOtherFrost @Kingconz35 👀👀👀

[Sean McGarvey @SeanWMcGarvey]

@gabrielreasoner Is this a Post Malone cover band?

[Sean McGarvey @SeanWMcGarvey]

Peep that Hy-Waiian in the corner

[Sean McGarvey @SeanWMcGarvey]

@LenDawsonsCig I'm glad you're still being picked on when I'm not there.