My Name Is Sean, Bro

Dodging Hurricane Harvey Since 2017

[My Name Is Sean, Bro @SeanWegmann]

@kristiwelshies Please, go speak to a trusted health care provider. TDS is not only treatable--it's curable. Your suffering is unnecessary.

[Robbie Harvey @therobbieharvey]

Man caught speeding by AI Traffic Camera goes off on City Council. “I wasn’t even in Pensacola!”

This is Jacob Rockwell speaking at a recent Pensacola City Council meeting about a red-light camera ticket he received. Problem is he was 25 miles away in another state.

Now listen as he explains how corrupt the system is at denying citizens due process.

[My Name Is Sean, Bro @SeanWegmann]

@harris_wins It's funny, liberals love Republicans--so long, of course, that they don't act or speak like Republicans in any way, shape, or form, and they actively work against all the ideals of the Republican Party. There aren't that many of them, but goddamn, do the Democrats love them.

[My Name Is Sean, Bro @SeanWegmann]

@Tired_Nonsense_ @CalltoActivism Exactly. A simple rule of thumb: Democrats can do ridiculous things without consequence; Republicans immediately draw everyone's fire and are labeled "ridiculous" by calling out Democrat's ridiculousness. Why so few get this is beyond me. Just let Democrats do as they please!

[My Name Is Sean, Bro @SeanWegmann]

@ggreenwald No, but seriously: It couldn't have happened to a worse person. He wasn't wrong. At all.

[My Name Is Sean, Bro @SeanWegmann]

@KamalaHarris I wonder who you were fighting for all those years ago on your knees in Willie B's office... 🤔

Probably for the kids. And justice. And America. I bet you gave yourself a perpetually sore mouth and ashy knees for American child justice.

[My Name Is Sean, Bro @SeanWegmann]

@NikkiHaley Why are you like this?

[My Name Is Sean, Bro @SeanWegmann]

@KamalaHarris Jonathan Majors should be so proud. 🙏🏽

[My Name Is Sean, Bro @SeanWegmann]

@ibramxk Bro, if I were you, I'd focus on your legal issues right now. You're wrong on damn-near all of America's modern societal woes; just leave the commentary to others, and fixate on dodging bankruptcy. Seriously. I say this as someone who is in no way, shape, or form your friend.

[My Name Is Sean, Bro @SeanWegmann]

@carronJphillips Lol And here you are doubling down instead of simply apologizing and fading into the background. If you were wondering why people won't let this situation go and move on... Now, you know.

[My Name Is Sean, Bro @SeanWegmann]

@DeutscheDogges @ZoieNolan @DiscussingFilm What in the actual fuh... SAM WILSON WAS ALREADY A GODDAMN SUPERHERO AND EVERYONE LOVED HIM

[My Name Is Sean, Bro @SeanWegmann]

@ClaytonRupe @TheAstroCrew I'm still balls-deep in the honeymoon phase of Witchfire, so I'm far from unbiased, but setting aside the great gameplay, there's a lot to love here. Scenery. Character design. Solid-ass code. But more than anything, developer interaction/patch output has been *phenomenal*.

[My Name Is Sean, Bro @SeanWegmann]

Wait a goddamn second, @EveNewtonJobs... Your problem with Biden and Merrick Garland and so on and so forth in this administration...is that they haven't treated Trump **harshly enough**...?! 😅😅🤣🤣 Jesus H. Christ. You people really are deranged.

[My Name Is Sean, Bro @SeanWegmann]

@GovChristie "You can 'boo' all you want, but--"

Oh, I can? Really? Thanks, Chris!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[My Name Is Sean, Bro @SeanWegmann]

@RepAdamSchiff Hahahahhhahahahahhahhahhahahahaha Screw you, bro. Get your ugly ass outta here--at least for now.

Tomorrow, the battle begins anew.

[My Name Is Sean, Bro @SeanWegmann]

Hey, fat-ass @GovChristie, do you have anything--and I mean ANYTHING AT ALL--to bring to the table other than Trump-hate?

Survey says: No. ...Also, the survey says you need to hit the Peloton, you chunky bastard.

[My Name Is Sean, Bro @SeanWegmann]

@GovChristie Yet another Chinese-sponsored blimp.

[My Name Is Sean, Bro @SeanWegmann]

You will never be the president of this country, @Mike_Pence. You never had a chance before, but yesterday's radio performance... Just *damn*, bro. Damn. What a massive wipeout.

[My Name Is Sean, Bro @SeanWegmann]

@GovChristie I'm glad to know I've been right all these years: You're an arrogant, narrow-minded, fat fuck, and the only thing you care about more than snack cakes is damaging Donald Trump...

...In a world where Joe Biden's decrepit, retarded ass is president of the United States. Unreal.