Sean Compton

Gary Busey and I are on a first name basis

[Sean Compton @Sean_Compton]

the new whataburger at DFW airport has mr pibb instead of dr pepper please call your local congressman

[Sean Compton @Sean_Compton]

this is 2ge+her and Lustra (from eurotrip) erasure

[Chappell Roan Defense Attorney @Neil_McNeil]

I’m assembling a team

[Sean Compton @Sean_Compton]

yall what are we doing. i just met a sean that spells it like “chaun”… that spelling is not sanctioned by our community.

[Sean Compton @Sean_Compton]

having a few cheeky drinks on a sunday night just to feel alive

[Sean Compton @Sean_Compton]

why watch a christmas story for the 30th time when you can rewatch tech beat utah at rice-eccles

[blenbo (coach era) @blennnbo]

Mexico City is to white people what Japan also is to white people

[Sean Compton @Sean_Compton]

wreck ‘em

[Sean Compton @Sean_Compton]

airport chick-fil-a’s should be open on sundays

[Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota]

Watching the chest burster alien in Spaceballs put his little hat on and do his vaudeville routine.

[Charles Austin @charlesraustin]

This is the most dangerous man on the planet

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

The American mind cannot comprehend this

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Who could’ve ever predicted this

[Chris Oldman @AlsikkanTV]

get me to god’s country

[Sean Compton @Sean_Compton]

is it raining or are those just chris beard’s tears?

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

impossible to overstate the power of the hive

[Zac ~ VANCOUVER N3✨ @alltoozac]

Yeah they gotta do it themselves now since trump fired like 90% of the national park service

[Zito @_Zeets]

Best part about Mac McClung is that he looks like the main character in a movie about a white kid who gets a headband from Vince Carter that gives him superpowers

[Sean Compton @Sean_Compton]

@MoshJassie saw it last night it’s a 10/10 movie

[Sean Compton @Sean_Compton]

with the tiktok ban in effect, i now have an extra 3.5 hours so i guess i’ll finally see the brutalist