Sean English 🍞🚲🌹

Concepteur-rédacteur 🖋 Franco au nom le plus anglo❔Gauchis' en chemise repassée 🍊 Ton meilleur ami à une soirée quiz 🍺 (Il-Lui/He-Him)

[GL @gldivittorio]

“We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism” 🧡💙

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

My mayor Muslim
My bagel Jewish
My cream cheese chive
Knicks in five

[honey @saintpattinson]

robert pattinson: can i read the script?

christopher nolan: i'm christopher nolan..?

robert pattinson: okay, christopher nolan, can i read the script?

[Sean English 🍞🚲🌹 @Sean_English]

MY MAYOR IS LATINA
MY BAGEL IS CONTROVERSIAL
MY CHRISTIAN BÉGIN
HABS IN 2027

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM
MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR
MY KNICKS IN FOUR

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Sabre TV | PHM arc @sabre_tv]

As someone who wears glasses: yes this is accurate

[sandy @beateasy]

showing this video to my landlord and my boss and asking them what the deal is

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[☭Stay Dangerous ⚒︎ @nowwerevolt]

The only data centers we need

[TTN @tintinades]

La chance !

[Stuart Benson @LeftHandStu]

Been trying to parse this since it was released but at minimum this reads as a tacit approval of President Trump’s military action last night.

[b @wwxwashere]

everyone grab your pins here:

[Sean English 🍞🚲🌹 @Sean_English]

@sofecteau Meme chose

[Sean English 🍞🚲🌹 @Sean_English]

@RealRazzieBinx Same

[Sean English 🍞🚲🌹 @Sean_English]

@Bonks_n_Stonks @stonksycollins 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

[Sean English 🍞🚲🌹 @Sean_English]

@rogvill @NoodleHairCR7 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

[Sean English 🍞🚲🌹 @Sean_English]

@JayTatts407 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗