Sean Gilroy

Life isn't measured in dollars and cents. It's measured by how many games of mario kart you win

[merton ♨️ @mertonesque]

the devil is real but the only thing he is capable of doing is making people really good at blues guitar which is not in demand as much as it used to be

[nina(delphia) (existential dread version) @ninastarner]

can't stop thinking about a horrifying Faustian bargain where I get the chance to meet taylor swift, whose music is so important to me, but I am wearing a giant Jessie Toy Story head and am not allowed to meaningfully communicate with her

[Sean Gilroy @Sean_Gillfish]

Every dude age 60+ has the Bad to the Bone piano riff as their ringtone and the ringer is always at 200% volume, boomers are truly a monolithic generation

[♠️♥️Jib_Loger♦️♣️ @jib_loger_alt]

Honestly still kind of fucked up that this dudes sins are still affecting people to this day

His name is Andrew Wakefield genuinely evil man

Also time to post this video again

[Kevin Twohy @kevintwohy]

Credit rescinded!

[mr. joshua @pants]

The New PJs (1/4)

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Bro looks Like L Ron Cool Jay

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Hey just wanted to say your wedding was a lot of fun! Tell your brother he danced so lithely I thought him an eel.

[Sean Gilroy @Sean_Gillfish]

@normal_jake_ I get what u mean, but reducing Sanderson to “Mormon wanking” isn’t all that diff from him calling GRRM tacky for going against his religious beliefs (bad take from Sando). Characters succeed & fail in each’s stories, the authors just have diff outlooks on humanity & that’s fine

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Today, I'm introducing my wealth tax — and more than 50 members of Congress are joining me.

It’s time for the government to start working for American families, not just the ultra-rich.

[Sean Gilroy @Sean_Gillfish]

Olympic hockey: it just means more

[Greg Rosenstein @grosenstein]

Crazy news: A Slovak fugitive, wanted for 16 years by the Italian police, was arrested in Milan, where he had come to cheer on his national ice hockey team in the Winter Olympics.

https://t.co/6KTCNOKyJr

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth

Me: I’m da king of da highway

[Tyler Perry Mason @TiaNoTamara1]

The amount of people who think civilians should always remain calm around law enforcement but give “trained” law enforcement passes to be scared or excitable is truly astounding

[Onyx HQ @onyxcoins]

Deadass the democrats are so fucking pussy they talking about “Reform ICE”

YOU CANT REFORM THIS SHIT THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Really not a matter of getting training or regulations or reforming or whatever, this is all a flex to them, they want to crush and scare

[Sean Gilroy @Sean_Gillfish]

All masked hiding their identities like cowards bc they know everyone would despise them for shit like this

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

Doctor: "Can I go check her pulse?"

ICE: "No! Back off! Now!"

Doctor: "I'm a physician."

ICE: "I don't care."

[Sean Gilroy @Sean_Gillfish]

Everyone in ICE is a garbage human, every last one of them

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

Protestors set up a memorial for Renee Good, the mother of three and U.S. Citizen who was shot three times in the face by ICE.

ICE responded by stomping on the memorial candles.

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Stood in the pocket and took the hit. That’s a veteran move