Sean Roberts

Rickson gracie once told me i have a solid half gaurd

[Sean Roberts @Sean___Roberts]

AND NEW!!

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

It was so nice seeing @ChipChipperson out enjoying the fights @UFC

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

RIP @BillCosby

[Sean Roberts @Sean___Roberts]

when Bill Cosby offers you a drink, it's like side control. you fucked up 4 steps ago.

[Sean Roberts @Sean___Roberts]

"roofing in the middle of july as a red head, but you putting dvds in the dvd drawer is hard" lol

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

Watching a documentary about Jesus having possibly been married. It's very believable, considering how readily he accepted crucifixion.

[Sean Roberts @Sean___Roberts]

"feeling warm cake for 8 seconds, and then worrying about it for 5 moonths" hahaha

[Amy Sangster @AmySangster53]

So blessed to be able to influence people to do amazing things like this. So happy for you Susanne :) Enjoy!!

[Sean Roberts @Sean___Roberts]

its never good when you can watch a whole fight in a instagram video lol

[Sean Roberts @Sean___Roberts]

i have shit luck lately, totaled my car which broke my phone, got hit in the rental, had to spend $800 on a lawyer, broke my second phone..

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

Just to get in to the Thanksgiving spirit, I want to eat a a girl's ass and make turkey noises.

[Sean Roberts @Sean___Roberts]

weight watchers can suck my dick, im going deep today

[Sean Roberts @Sean___Roberts]

HOLY SHITT!!! ronda rousey loses #UFC193

[Sean Roberts @Sean___Roberts]

dont make permanent decisions, based on temporary emotions

[Sean Roberts @Sean___Roberts]

"people don't recognize opportunities because it comes disguised as hard work"@cthagod

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

I just overhead a guy telling his friend, "I'm very technically savvy". I hope he'd dead before he reaches the front door.

[Sean Roberts @Sean___Roberts]

why is it legal to buy a taco for some pussy, but not just pay for the pussy?

[Sean Roberts @Sean___Roberts]

Cruisin down the street in my 64 #s60r #evo

[Sean Roberts @Sean___Roberts]

My car on the left and my buddy wills on the right #s60r #swedespeed