Sean Larsen

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Pat Just Pat 🍉 @PatTheSocialist]

If we don't stop data centers, we lose. The end. Not a fucking joke.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Mamdani taxed the rich and suddenly libraries work, potholes get fixed, childcare exists, and workers get paid more.
That's why billionaires are losing it and want him gone!!!

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Reminder...

Any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message — they can't win on their ideas alone.

[Tara Setmayer 🌻 🇺🇸 @TaraSetmayer]

This should be front page news. EVERYWHERE

[Uncle Runk @NotUncleRunk]

I typically hate nostalgia bait nonsense but I genuinely believe there should always be a Scooby Doo Adaptation in the works. Every generation needs some Scooby Doo

[sucks @powerbottomdad1]

after throwing my 30 lb daughter in the air dozens of times a day i realize id lift alot more weights if they giggled

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Amazon found a way to charge 200 million people for something they already owned. Twice.

Step 1: Insert ads into a product people were already paying $139/year for. Step 2: Charge $2.99/mo to remove the ads you just added. Step 3: Take away 4K, which was free for years. Step 4: Charge $4.99/mo to get it back.

Total time: 26 months. Total new revenue at even 15% conversion: $1.8 billion per year.

The genius is the sequencing. No single step is outrageous enough to cancel over. You don't cancel Prime over $3. You don't cancel over $5. You definitely don't cancel over 4K because most people don't even notice the resolution downgrade until they watch on a big screen.

Amazon needed $3.6 billion per year in new revenue to cover NFL and NBA rights. They got halfway there by selling people back their own product one feature at a time.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Congress is on recess. But don’t worry, they’ll get right back to doing absolutely fucking nothing when they return.

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

Pete Hegseth got RAGDOLLED in court today.

“You’re an embarrassment to our country, you’re unfit to lead. You should just get the Hell out”

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

HORROR FURY ROAD

[Luigi Archive @Luigi_Archive]

❗During Super Mario Galaxy movie cast interview, actor Charlie Day (who plays Luigi) said that Luigi Mangione is one of his favorite Luigis in the recent American history.

[sean @_sn_n]

crossing the border from a blue state to a red state

[The Moonlight Warrior 🌙 @BlackMajikMan90]

Costco is proof that you can be a massive modern corporation, pay your workers a livable wage and make things affordable for the everyday consumer.

Anyone who says otherwise is complacent in corporate greed and our current affordability crisis.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you realize your frontal lobe is fully developed and you're gonna be this dumb for the rest of your life

[Sean Larsen @SeanerLars]

@GuyDecidue51287 Might be a hot take. But I feel like this team could do a pretty good Dragon Ball movie

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

these days you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself 😭

[Uncensored @SpeechUncut]

I just hope both teams have fun

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When I was 12, I thought the perfect night was having three friends over, getting some pizza, and playing video games all night long

Now I’m almost 30 and realize it’s 100% true