A comics lifestyle is tough. I did a gig and at this gig I did a joke about children with cancer. It did not go over well. I was getting booed and heckled off the stage. I thought to myself as I left the stage this is the last time I perform at a children hospital.
My brother and I were watching the quickest timed ufc KO. my bro asked me “Sean what do you think the time will be” I told him “the clip says 6 seconds so” my bro interrupted saying “I didn’t ask how long the video is I asked how long you think the KO is? What a Fucking idiot
Every day I leave work my Boss says drive fast take chances.. I asked what happens if I die on the road. He said and I quote “I will become more powerful than you could imagine Sean” I would follow this man into battle!
My friend said I was an idiot for thinking the red white and blue NY Rangers were named after the military.. Calling a team Rangers after a Forest or Texas law enforcement makes way more sense.. after all the team plays in Manhattan