Seanisms

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Me: 'Zimmerman Bond Hearing' Sean: 'That's what she said'

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That's H-in funny

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SEAN: 'Cool beans'.
Me: 'Gay'
SEAN: 'Watch your back'

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'Sean, here's the video of the guy that got arrested'......'They Get Him?'

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'Actually I never was gay. But i've been icy and hot'

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'What exactly is Turkey Bacon?.. did like a Turkey and a Cow have sex or something?' #Seanisms

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'Im gonna make her stop breathing... so she can't have any kids.'

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'What yall doin for Christmas?'
'Christmas Stuff.. You gonna throw the Man a birthday party?'
'Who?'

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'Thats gross! You know how old she is?'
'No, how old?'
'... I dont remember'

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'We can't have a triple VOBB... that's too many vampires'

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'I hope you die today... How was your weekend?'

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'Hey, Sean what do Australians speak?'

'Accent'

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'Hope you die today... How's your weekend?'

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'I dont make jokes, i decorate them.'

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'Hey, Sylvia's here!!!! ....

Just playin.'

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'I'M NOT INFATUATED WITH HER!'

'Sean do you know what infatuated means?'

'YES! That's disgusting'

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'Im still working on Severe Penis story.'

'It's severed, Sean. As in cut off.'

'Same thing.'

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'If your refridgerator is floating by midnight...'

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'Did You Survive all the Black Shoppers?'

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'How about You quit breathing... See if you die'