Gnar 🦊+🐺

He/Him | 28 | Gay | Single | The purple Folf! | 🔞 no minors | AD: @PurpleAndPinkAD | Suit by: @TBarkCreations

[Gnar 🦊+🐺 @SeanpFluffy]

OH HO HO HO HO HO HOOOOOOO

AMAZING ARTIST: @LawkieDoge

[Gnar 🦊+🐺 @SeanpFluffy]

I don’t even need to click this post to know what the comments all are

[DRAGON BALL OFFICIAL @DB_official_en]

Slowpoke.
#DragonBallOfficial #dragonball

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Niggas In Paris but the beat is Toxic

[Gnar 🦊+🐺 @SeanpFluffy]

PLAY BAWL

GO SAWKS

@BeeTheFerraku @sojucow

[Slip @theslipperiest]

I'm shattered. We lost one of the most kind and giving people on this planet. I will miss you Ranger. I will never forget you and I will live every day trying to show half the kindness you showed me and everyone you knew. Be at peace

[Gnar 🦊+🐺 @SeanpFluffy]

Can they stop making this fucking app worse every time I open it lol

[Gnar 🦊+🐺 @SeanpFluffy]

It would, in fact, be very easy to establish a furry commune with a strong external economy.

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.

Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.

My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.

Called the county clerk.

Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.

Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?

Me: Yes, but he's a cat.

Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?

Me: He's a legal cat.

Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.

Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.

Clerk: You can file on his behalf.

Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."

Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."

Me: What's the medical reason?

Clerk: He's a cat.

Me: That's not a medical condition.

Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.

Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.

"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."

Took the letter to my vet.

Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.

Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?

Me: Excellent question. No good answer.

Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.

Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?

Vet: On what grounds?

Me: He's a cat.

Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."

Me: Perfect.

Sent it in. Got another rejection.

"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."

My roommate thought this was hilarious.

Roommate: Felix is going to jail.

Me: This is serious.

Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.

Decided that was actually the only option left.

Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.

Checked in at the courthouse.

Clerk: Name?

Me: Felix Martinez.

Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?

Me: Yes.

Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.

Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.

Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?

Me: I filed three. All rejected.

Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.

Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?

Me: Twice.

Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.

Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.

Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?

Me: You tell me.

Supervisor: This is a data error.

Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.

They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.

Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.

Me: Appreciate it.

Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?

Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.

Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.

For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.

Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.

Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.

Roommate: That's what they all say.

Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.

Fitting end to his legal career.

[🌿 Mimi 🌿 @skunksoftbean]

I made a furry meme based on a normie meme

[City of Pittsburgh @Pittsburgh]

We know summer has arrived when @anthrocon kicks off!

The city is happy to welcome thousands of furry friends to Downtown for their 20th convention in Pittsburgh!

[Nami @Nami897495]

Perfect 👍

[AISENDRAW @aisendraw]

#edgerunners2 #CyberpunkEdgerunners

[Gnar 🦊+🐺 @SeanpFluffy]

I’M OBSESSED
I’M OBSESSED
I’M OBSESSED

[Catsuka @catsuka]

New teaser for "Cyberpunk: Edgerunners 2" anime series by Kai Ikarashi & Studio Trigger.
Coming fall 2026 on Netflix.
https://t.co/wG1PNnSVFu

[Gnar 🦊+🐺 @SeanpFluffy]

@NostalgiaYZ The cheezit and cookie ones were like crack to me as a kid

[Gnar 🦊+🐺 @SeanpFluffy]

Imagine paying $20 extra just to be able to own certain cars…

In a game entirely about stealing cars…

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

Grand Theft Auto VI locks several stores, including tattoo shops, mod shops, and custom vehicles, behind the $100 Ultimate Edition

[Gnar 🦊+🐺 @SeanpFluffy]

@PocketPoss EXCELLENT TASTE 🔥🔥🔥

[Gnar 🦊+🐺 @SeanpFluffy]

The nice planned parenthood rep at pride yesterday gave me lots of head pats and called me a really good boy and I promise you I was having totally normal thoughts.

[Gnar 🦊+🐺 @SeanpFluffy]

Happy #chicagopride everyone :3

[🙂 @ Eufuria GOH @Danneroni]

You can find me yiffing in hell,
because...😼🔥🏳️‍🌈

[Gnar 🦊+🐺 @SeanpFluffy]

I have got to get sillier.

[Daniel Lismore @daniellismore]

This