Shizzo

Because I’m me

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

If you're still unvaccinated, you've resisted a global propaganda campaign worth over $100 billion. The fact that you withstood such immense pressure shows your true strength, making you a rare breed in a time when that kind of backbone is almost extinct. Be proud of yourself!

[pingu @pingu4ll]

this slow burn apocalypse vibe is fucking crazy

[Timmy :) @Timmyd124]

me coming up for a kiss after eating it

[toxic king @toxicking]

Bitches only want a weak mf they can control and I ain’t doing that shit

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

Once you really understand projection, you’ll realize people just really be at war with themselves.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me driving through my first pedestrian on GTA 6 after years of waiting

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut the f*ck up for a while?

[g @34rths]

I have to be the thing that fixes me

[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

Me at work trying to be grateful that I have a job

[꙳•✡︎ @CELLPHONECRYING]

how are cows and chickens not extinct? we eat them mfs like bags of chips

[Modern Notoriety @ModernNotoriety]

Jeff Hardy Swanton Bomb Table by Kamvandam

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

for the sake of your mental health, always take mixed signals as a no.

[X @Xouy17]

Honestly shout out to weed.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

We should all be getting hazard pay for surviving whatever the fuck this timeline is.

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

Me seconds after calling in sick

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Job interviews are always like, “What can you do?”

Sir, I’m a millennial born in the ‘90s. Just tell me what I need to know, and I’ll master it in three days.