no, this is just soup for my family🐀

Stuff and things and things and stuff.

[OME @Mike_Eagle]

if you squint at the word trillion it looks like guillotine

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Who else does that neurodivergent plan of “I’m gonna catch up on and fix my whole life this weekend,” but then the weekend comes and you’re like, “I deserve a break from being in work mode Monday to Friday,” and you keep repeating the same thing every damn week.

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

There's no better case for socialism than the world's first trillionaire being a massive loser who cosplays as his mom and baby online and lies about being good at video games in an attempt to give his life meaning.

[Slunbo 🎃 @SplumboCowboy]

I remember a post on how conservatives draw furries differently (stiff poses, beadier eyes, only superficially expressive) and now I think it could be like a Voight-Kampff test proving conservatives do indeed perceive the world fundamentally differently. Like colorblindness.

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Jamie Walters, CAIA @JWalters314]

This is a fake comparison.

SpaceX did not “lift America out of poverty.”

It created paper millionaires for people close enough to the equity structure.

That is not the same thing.

An IPO or liquidity event can absolutely make employees rich. Good for them. But that proves ownership works for people who are allowed into the ownership pool. It does not prove the economic system works for everyone else.

SpaceX’s value was not created in a vacuum by Elon handing out magic capitalism dust. It rests on NASA contracts, defense spending, public research, launch infrastructure, regulatory protection, tax law, capital markets, public procurement, engineers, technicians, welders, logistics workers, and years of investor tolerance.

So when someone says, “SpaceX created thousands of millionaires,” the honest translation is:

A public-private, state-backed, capital-market-driven company had a massive equity event, and people close to the cap table became rich.

Fine.

But that is not a rebuttal to Warren.

Warren’s job is not to mint millionaires through stock options. Her political argument is about wages, consumer protection, bankruptcy rules, health care costs, student debt, corporate power, taxation, and whether ordinary workers get a fair deal.

Saying “Elon created millionaires and Warren did not” is like saying a casino jackpot did more for one gambler than food stamps did for a hungry family.

It confuses concentrated upside with broad public welfare.

The real question is not whether 4,000 or 5,000 SpaceX insiders became millionaires.

The question is why America treats that as a civilization-level achievement while millions of workers still cannot afford housing, health care, child care, retirement, or a few months without a paycheck.

That is the propaganda move.

Turn rare proximity to capital into proof that the system works.

Then tell everyone outside the cap table to applaud.

[Mugi Goof 🥸 @MugiwaraDGoofy]

The funniest thing about Kingdom Hearts is that at no point in the series does Sora have any idea what’s going on and that’s why I fuck with him because me either twin this some bullshit huh

[lev (knickerbockers 🏀) @abookofsymbols]

bizarre little moment. she was expecting me to soft launch a story about how I made some sort of addiction nonprofit or something at age 17. sometimes ur just 17 years old though

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Having trouble brainstorming and want to use AI? Talk to your friend with adhd. We have so many ideas and never drink water.

[no, this is just soup for my family🐀 @SeanxTyler]

Smoked a bowl to help me sleep, but the bowl was Oops-All-Sativa™ so here we are.

[The Joey Goode Show @Real_MrGoode]

@MrsErikaKirk ‘I’m a Black Widow Baby!!!’ 🇺🇸
Baby Jesus loves you.

[no, this is just soup for my family🐀 @SeanxTyler]

V6 on slab for Crop Top Tuesday (yes I know, it's Wednesday, I'm posting this late.)

[lu 🐁 @sach3rtorte]

gay people gain a 50% boost to STAB moves this month

[no, this is just soup for my family🐀 @SeanxTyler]

@DavidLiberty76 @emeriticus What's it like to be completely fucking retarded?

[no, this is just soup for my family🐀 @SeanxTyler]

@DavidLiberty76 @emeriticus Land. Doesn't. Vote. And you shouldn't either, if you think this is how it works, dumbass.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Imagine being the first person to find out...

[Gus @Gus_802]

Republicans: Retard! You're gay! Fuck you! Fuck them! Fucking cat ladies! Fuck woke! Fucking ugly feminists! Fuck your feelings!

Democrat: Stephen Miller is fucking ugly.

Republicans: OMG WHERE ARE MY SMELLING SALTS I HAVE BEEN OFFENDED OH LOOK AT MY DELICATE LITTLE HEART!

[no, this is just soup for my family🐀 @SeanxTyler]

My favorite part is the famed 11 stripes of the American flag.

[Quinn Nelson @SnazzyLabs]

Holy crap it’s actually real. It actually arrived.

[no, this is just soup for my family🐀 @SeanxTyler]

@Dusterz This sounds amazing, tbh.