Alyssa Searcy

[Alyssa Searcy @SearcyAlyssa]

When I was little I thought Little Bitty by Alan Jackson was a song about midgets

[‎ ً @stfujun]

the A in my name stands for always right

[JB @rgbrav0]

Maybe 2020 will be like a mullet, and we party on the back half of it.

[lulu💋 @llourdess6]

NEED MY BACK CRACKED LIKE A GLOW STICK

[Alyssa Searcy @SearcyAlyssa]

*watching the end of tangled where her tear heals him*

Travis: does it have to be a tear or can she just spit on him?

[Chase @chaselyons]

when you’re at a party and you get a Canvas alert that your exam has been graded

[Alyssa Searcy @SearcyAlyssa]

@autumn_lee05 Aw much love💕

[Alyssa Searcy @SearcyAlyssa]

My dingbat of a dog is kind of photogenic

[john lee @yumyumfattime]

This didn’t go viral on tik tok like I expected it to so I’m giving twitter a try

[Joseph @_Originaljoseph]

The whole class outside after taking an exam that was nothing like the review

[Kimberlee Davis @KimberleeRDavis]

I am looking for someone to take over my lease starting January 1st 2020. The house is a really nice 3/2 with a two car garage and a large yard. Pets are allowed. Located in Stephenville, Tx. DM me if you are interested.

[aiko ‎ @_xaikox]

god my humor is trash

[ant @diduputitinrice]

how im feeling rn

[Alyssa Searcy @SearcyAlyssa]

Barbara: now don’t tell me what your dogs name is again. I knew it for a long time there...is it lasik?

Me: no...not quite it’s Reyka

Barbara: well I was close they sound similar

[Alyssa Searcy @SearcyAlyssa]

I thought Reyka was posing then I realized she was watching a butterfly

[Lily Zelov @LZelov]

Cersei walking past the Hound/Mountain standoff #GameofThrones