Sears Don't Care

Not affiliated with Sears or searscares. Have you wasted a part of your life with Sears customer service? Sorry.

Parody/Commentary/Activism Account

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@SamFulnecky @LordTater69 @b3anz1e @SoonerRidge @UofOklahoma Burn cream - aisle 4

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@PewPewBangKaPow @LqLana I gave you a like because you really seem like you need that validation

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@PewPewBangKaPow @HuffPost What a sad little life — shouting into the void, blocking anyone who answers back, and thinking if you've achieved something

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@PewPewBangKaPow @Tee32201453 @Suzierizzo1 @TheDemocrats Imagine spending your days spewing nonsense and then slamming the door on anyone who notices. Tragic.

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@PewPewBangKaPow @LePapillonBlu2 What a hollow existence — spamming strangers with bad takes and fleeing before the reply loads

Here's an interaction for you so that you don't think it is all for nothing!

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@PewPewBangKaPow What a sad life you live -- spamming accounts with your inane takes and then blocking them

You’ve mistaken cowardice for confidence. It’s almost poetic in its sadness

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@MaggieL @brett7three @X Poor you don't even know that women can register their own ham call signs, "William."

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@LGFG_Fashion We have that in Aisle 9, poorly tailored but cheap men's clothing

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@LGFG_Fashion @jordanbpeterson Your wife will find great aging face cream in aisle 3

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@LGFG_Fashion @jordanbpeterson No taste no money = Sears
No taste lots of money = LGFG

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@MikeShor @LGFG_Fashion @GadSaad Gad, we can get you a better fitting jacket on our discount rack for under 60 bucks!

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@idahofreedom @ConceptualJames @annakate_miller And for an idiot's idea of a great shopping experience, come to Sears.

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@idahofreedom @ConceptualJames @annakate_miller ConceptualJames is an idiot's idea of a smart guy and a smart guy's idea of a waste of time.

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@poxxob @MikeShor @JesseKellyDC “I using”

Dictionaries. Aisle 3.

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@ConceptualJames Hey do you know that your “i@don’t ask for money often” thing is still your pinned tweet? Seems like you ask for money often.

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@glyon007 You're an idiot.

Want to be a Sears greeter?

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@liberalis_ars @ConceptualJames Fired? Maybe get tenure by publishing something of value you faker?

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@chuckmaddenpics @ConceptualJames @PaulGowder Want to be a Sears greeter? We pay slightly above minimum wage and you seem just the perfect kind of dumb for the job.

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We spent 1,000,000 dollars on this ad

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@JAH04868716 @Sears Struggling implies that we’re trying, right? Yeah we’re not that.