Seasonal Golf Pro

7 days a week! I pull clubs, fold shirts, take tee times and even clean shoes. it's adult day care at its best!!

[Seasonal Golf Pro @Seasonalgolfpro]

Member: I support the golf shop. Pro: Everything you buy is either off the sale rack or a demo club! I can barely buy a pack of Roman noodle with that profit! #fml

[Club Pro Guy @ClubProGuy]

Members- In an effort to improve #transparency, I am releasing Head Marshal Darrel Bevin’s weekly Incident Reports to the membership. Click below.
https://t.co/sNqXcl9hBx

[Anonymous Pro Shop @ProShopStories]

Love it when members get it. “You guys get no respect. You’re running a massive adult daycare centre except for the fact that adults have no idea what they want. Babies it’s only one of three things.”

[Secret Club Pro @secretclubprov]

99% of clubs require the services of a PGA Pro,the PGA has the power and resources to stipulate said PRO is employed not working to a 3 year contract as most are on,I feel this is an area that with some work we could move towards.....in my opinion

[Seasonal Golf Pro @Seasonalgolfpro]

Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve done this!!

[Seasonal Golf Pro @Seasonalgolfpro]

The shot was, not sure about her though! Lol

[Seasonal Golf Pro @Seasonalgolfpro]

Doing a Beat the Pro for a ladies Day. A woman stiffs one and turns to me and says “I want to see you inside in me” That got my attention!! #wow

[Seasonal Golf Pro @Seasonalgolfpro]

Let’s go Blues! @StLouisBlues

[Darrel Bevins @BevinsDarrel]

I started a shirt #collection of all my favorite #rules and I’d like you to buy one. https://t.co/U5obBzZQYf

[Seasonal Golf Pro @Seasonalgolfpro]

Not the first time and probably won’t be the last!

[Seasonal Golf Pro @Seasonalgolfpro]

Good morning sir, how are you today? Afternoon Mrs Smith how was you’re weekend? Does this all sound familiar?

[Seasonal Golf Pro @Seasonalgolfpro]

Nothing better than 4 members showing up with remote power caddies they didn’t buy through the shop and asking you to help fix them? #notmyproblem

[Seasonal Golf Pro @Seasonalgolfpro]

That’s everyday at the club!

[Seasonal Golf Pro @Seasonalgolfpro]

@dbz99 So your saying you don’t want to take them? Lol

[Seasonal Golf Pro @Seasonalgolfpro]

For sale or trade. 3 Female members: don’t follow the dress code, club rules don’t apply to them, can’t do anything for themselves but don’t want help, overall pain in the ass. Willing to pay $50ea to take (must take all 3) or trade for new baskets for the picker?

[DbrownDad @dbz99]

@Seasonalgolfpro Your awsome

[Seasonal Golf Pro @Seasonalgolfpro]

Anyone else have that member that can’t do anything for themselves? I have one lady that calls the proshop to get her a dining reservation. #twat #painintheass

[Club Pro Guy @ClubProGuy]

I moved my #singlemoms clinic to my #condo so we could discuss the @HankHaney situation in a safe and #nurturing environment.

[Seasonal Golf Pro @Seasonalgolfpro]

My Super was mad we didn’t clean pick the range last night, he said he told one of the backshop kids the other day he was cutting, really! That’s fair, I told the kid raking the bunker today the shotgun tomorrow was moved from 11am to 8am. That’s fair right?

[Golf Commander @golfcommander]

I would love to hear how this is my fault. Best line ever. #proshop #golf