Michael

It’s Getting Weird. 🏳️‍🌈

[Michael @SeattleBravoGuy]

45 Min Full Body Strength. ✅

[Michael @SeattleBravoGuy]

@KSeattleWeather No!

[Cool Girl @Tea_witdre]

Cynthia snatched her bald without giving Shameka any energy! From lapdog, to the sidelines to now a sour peach. A classy nasty read. Period Cynthia

[🐶WOOF CLITZER🐶 @ESPNFrankie]

Beyonce at the Grammys when not like us played

[Michael @SeattleBravoGuy]

@BasedMikeLee You

Are

A

Fucking

Idiot

[Michael @SeattleBravoGuy]

#RHOA is SO good this season. @BravoTV

[Michael @SeattleBravoGuy]

@jtalboy @HQNewsNow You are a literal moron if you think that man is listening to a single word being said.

[Michael @SeattleBravoGuy]

@HunterBiden Hi Hunter, you think fucking Jake Tapper is going to use this as a reference point for his book on Trump’s health decline?

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement

[Michael @SeattleBravoGuy]

@jaketapper Hello????????

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@mark_slapinski And I feel bad about that. I meant to say he is a sadistic, infantile ugly fuck.

[Michael @SeattleBravoGuy]

@RepOgles How bout you just eat shit and drop you fucktard.

[Michael @SeattleBravoGuy]

@RepOgles Closeted fags with something to hide are the only ones who talk like this at this point. Let’s see your browsing history clown.

[Michael @SeattleBravoGuy]

@duffthebrand I think I tweeted “Neverland,” didn’t I?

[Duff @duffthebrand]

I had a problem with one of the con…uh, not the contractor but the guy that I, uh, who, uh, who, was misappropriating funds!

Soooo I end up having to get new… contractors… so it’s moving forward, and you’ll be the first one over for tea. 🫖

[Michael @SeattleBravoGuy]

@AndradeElIdolo HOW YOU KNOW?

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Michael @SeattleBravoGuy]

It’s me, “Old Gay.”

[Nene’s Trash Box @NerNerHabbi]

Luann when she heard Alex coming down the stairs.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

@tedcruz I proudly stood in the way of your AI-data center amendment to the Big Beautiful Bill that would have given those companies immunity from the law. In fact, @mtgreenee and I got it stripped from the bill. Did your big tech cronies still let you cash their checks after you failed?

[Michael @SeattleBravoGuy]

@AndradeElIdolo I bought my T-shirt!!! El idolo! #howyouknow