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[Seattle Homer @SeattleHomer]

Even on non-Mariner twitter, I still can’t escape it

[Sam Stoffel @sam_stoffel]

I come back to this speech every once in a while:

“in the 1,526 singles matches I played in my career, I won almost 80% of those matches

… what percentage of points do you think I won in those matches?

only 54%.”

[Seattle Homer @SeattleHomer]

I fucking hate Jose Ferrer

[4⭐️Caden Jones @CadenJonesss1]

@jlosmanJPL @Coach_SmithUW @CoachJeddFisch @UW_Football @GregBiggins @ChadSimmons_ @BrandonHuffman @BlairAngulo @TheUCReport @adamgorney @Zack_Poff_MP @SeaTownKev @UWonSBN

[Seattle Homer @SeattleHomer]

@wbridgefa This is false, you can still buy tickets at the kiosk, you’ll be ID’d by the greeter when attempting to get in.

[Dontay Tyson JR. @Dontay_Tyson2]

Let’s Go!!! #committed

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

Thank You, Football.

Love, #3

[Seattle Homer @SeattleHomer]

I know it’s too early to call, but if we get to September with no injuries with a comfortable lead in our division, do we call up Kade and Arroyo? Who would you call up and why?

[Seattle Homer @SeattleHomer]

@IcyVert I uninstalled after opening 200 packs and 4 chase packs with 6 diamonds (4 coming from Chase) and my best pull being 86 Julio. I reinstalled it today to find out this fucking card dropped.

[Tre Moore @Tremoore_1]

Go dawgs!!!

[Seattle Homer @SeattleHomer]

@MLBTheShow @XBOX Do not buy this game

[Seattle Homer @SeattleHomer]

@CoachJeddFisch 👀👀👀

[Seattle Homer @SeattleHomer]

@SleeperMLB @SleeperMariners Sure when it works it’s cool, but both pitchers have been very vocal about how much they hate it.

[Seattle Homer @SeattleHomer]

Holy shit Rob Refsnyder hit a home run off a lefty!

[Seattle Homer @SeattleHomer]

@SleeperMariners 2-7

[Seattle Homer @SeattleHomer]

Safe to say, I uninstalled that game and will be moving on with my life.

[Seattle Homer @SeattleHomer]

Just opened a 50 bundle from the Multiplayer program and got 0 diamonds from the Standard Packs and 85 Yoshi from my chase pack. Proceeded to liquidate all my assets in game and open 180 packs and 4 chase packs… I pulled 1 diamond in the standards and 3 86s 1 85 from Chase.

[Seattle Homer @SeattleHomer]

see ya, season👋

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

see ya, ball 👋

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

SO MUCH JOY 🥹

[Seattle Homer @SeattleHomer]

@Mariners A rest day for most players against the White Sox. This game will either be really fun to watch, or something I’m gonna wanna turn off after the 5th. We shall see how it goes.

[Seattle Homer @SeattleHomer]

Me when Mariners platoon bats come in and do absolutely nothing because that piss poor tactic is literally pointless