Michael Jacobs

Things I like include voting, aikido, dogs, books, magic, old time radio shows, dancing, and long painful jokes. Currently querying my first mystery novel.

[Michael Jacobs @SeattleMicky]

I know I should quit Twitter, but damn you don't get to watch an implosion like this in real-time every day.

[Michael Jacobs @SeattleMicky]

This account is going to disappear soon. Drop me a note if you want to keep in touch and we don't already know each other in real-life.

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@devinlchaney @RiotGrlErin Ever-ever? Or like in college ever? Because I guess while I think juggling is fun, and cool (well... not "cool"-cool) I must be missing something.

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@DiscussingFilm "..And I do genuinely think it’s a good movie. But that being said, it’s been debilitating for a lot of the artists involved. Morale was incredibly low, and..."

So they were nearly Moral-less?
It was a pleasure meeting you, I'll see myself out.

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@FranicAtDaCisco @padeliciouss So... we're just not talking about it?

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I'm not sure how they're going to do it, but I'm happy to say that the last show I watched was Prehistoric Planet. So... your move, Kidnappers.

[Sabrina Zombie @NumbZombieMom]

You’ve been kidnapped! Your rescuers are characters from the last TV show you watched. Who’s coming?

(I’m hella good! Between Poets courage and Tayo’s determination I’m like a kitten in a basket)

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@UsUnitedJustice Agree to disagree.

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Nightmare! I just realized that they might not tell us when he dies. They'll just put TrumpGPT on his socials and let it run. Our first AI dictator is much closer than we thought!

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Gene would support striking writers. #WritersGuildStrike #WGA

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My Pick was better. #SueStorm #FantasticFour

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Just throwing this out there; Riki Lindhome of @garfunkeloates should play #SueStorm in the #MCU.

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@_celia_bedelia_ Travolta rockin the sock in.

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@cantgetsweeter @GianmarcoSoresi I mean... Robin Williams was still Robin Williams after he got straight.

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I'm sorry, but what is with the nazis wearing short-shorts?

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@Seinpeaks Larry David Lynch

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@NicoleScherzy I can't pick just one! I need one, two, three, four, five! Five favorite characters, ah, ha,ha,ha!

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@SPAZmanJones @GWillowWilson With Sir Ralph Richardson as Watson, iirc. Also,a great Moriarty!

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@elizaskinner Plumbers... Always so hairy.

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@SDOTtraffic Why are so many streets blocked off downtown right now?

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@NicRossier @borzou Actually, #1 is fan of Glenn Greenwald is Glenn Greenwald.
This guy, however, is a genuine #2.

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@HungryScribbler JJ AyWeDon'tNeedToWriteAnEnding.

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@YNB "Bob" was the way Laura (and Sarah) Palmer's subconsciousness rationalized the terrible abuse Laura's father was perpetrating on her. Leland is Bob and he murdered Laura Palmer.