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Thinks “App” is short for “Apple button”

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@googleymoogley @kenklippenstein That’s what the M’s on the candy stand for?

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@Mister__Kotter @grantmcauley This year, it’s been both his name and his MO.

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@ArcMak3r @AndrewJ626 @DiscussingFilm This story was passed down orally for generations before Homer wrote it down. It has been told in numerous “modern” accents for centuries and, even during the time period when Homer decided to tell the story his own way, no one cared if you were going to watch the movie.

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“Tip to tip” - Brandon Gaudin after Drake Baldwin gets hit in the crotch by a foul ball

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@ThatEricAlper Ngl took me a minute to figure out those were fingers

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@ExaltedFoks This is literally the plot to every Hallmark movie

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@WholesomeMeme Flerken cosplay

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@Braves

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@TheAcademy Whoever stood up in the production meeting and said “you know who we should get to announce…” better have received a bonus, a luxury automobile, and the promise that they will never be involuntarily out of work ever again.

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gRoWn MeN sHoUlDn’T bE sAyInG “Li-BaRy.”

Because heaven forbid we should want to inject a little harmless joy in our lives. I say “li-bary.” Know why? Because it’s fun. How about worrying more about whether or not your man has ever been to one.

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Imagine not caring if your child is happy as long as their admiration for you is genuine.

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Does anything work harder in October than the Chiller font?

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@gusfreireart @JasonKPargin 6 years ago…

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Can’t help but think the designers of Disney movie posters follow some kind of... formula?

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Can’t believe Trump’s announcement was just the new SNL cast members

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The Google reviews for the Boston Airport Jimmy John’s are unhinged

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Ritz-Carlton Yacht Collection commercial: “Discover a place where no two moments… are like the next.”

Proof that you don’t have to be smart to be rich.

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On the 50th Anniversary of Jaws, let’s all remember that the real happy ending is that the town saved $13,000 by not having to pay Quint.

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Robert Prevost, a missionary who spent his career ministering in Peru and leads the Vatican’s powerful office of bishops, was elected the first American pope in the 2,000-year history of the Catholic Church.

Prevost, a member of the Augustinian religious order, took the name Leo XIV: https://t.co/E7RuguVSUN

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Do you understand how frustrating it is to get Michael Sheen and Martin Freeman mixed up when there’s already a Martin Sheen occupying your mind?

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@primawesome 2 Pope 2 Uterus