TheFreeSeabass

Last stop, Flavor Town

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Never forget what they stole from you

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@CompaqMonitor I hate to tell you this man but they do

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Dorito tostada crunch wrap could cure a blind man

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I need chocolate milk to complete me

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@LachLock What about… and hear me out on this. A Mongolian restaurant

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Nobody wants to launder cash anymore and it’s kinda cringe negl

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Kid told me I looked like I’m 28 dude fuck me

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@neeshnoo As long as you read them in the voice of Idris Elba we have no problem and I fully support it

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@neeshnoo Neesh

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@LachLock I’d rather take the bees

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Fuck the dude who snitched on us for not having tickets #fuckthatwhiteboy

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It’s gotta feel amazing to think you’re the victim in every scenario. Imagine thinking you’re always right man

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@LachLock What is this arc I’m tuned into right now

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I’ve been holding on to the sacred knowledge that origami yoda passed down to me when I was a child and everyday I wait for the moment to use it

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If baba can ghanoush then baba can ganache

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For the past 20 years I’ve always had at least five dollars of gift card money on me just in case I need to hit up a toys-r-us as a last resort

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I can’t imagine how beautiful days like this would have been with prairies stretching as far as the eye could see

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Holy fuck
Holy fucking fuck
That brain of yours is absurd

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@xrbit0 @supahfroggg @neeshnoo

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Chamoy Tamarind candy with a G2 Gatorade is an amazing pairing

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@tacobell why must you hurt me so