Seb Clatworthy

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

"i was born in the wrong generation" bro we can literally fry shit with the air. what else do u want

[Clothes-Minded Individual @NBABabySecret]

A “me and who?” so loud that it shatters it blows all the windows out of a skyscraper

[miia @miiagarro]

locked in? no. i’m tucked in. goodnight

[🧑🏾‍🦱 @ewgraiam]

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

(Hasn’t won a single one)well, you can’t win them all

[teddy @luncheoninfur]

zookeeper roommate texts asking if it’s ok for her to bring the massive seal by the apartment for a few hours. he smells like fish and is a slob so i say try to say no big seal but my phone autocorrects to no big deal. don’t notice until it’s too late. the fucking seal is coming.

[Honey @benegotherit]

Throwback to when my mother rescued an abandoned dog which had no idea what a house was or how to be in it

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

stop asking me out to places after 4pm when it’s dark outside…it’s winter now i want to be in bed dressed like this by 5pm sharp

[Seb Clatworthy @SebClatworthy]

@Rob_Lawrence96 Bottled water tastes better than tap water 🙄

[Seb Clatworthy @SebClatworthy]

@LouDaGoob @Shelter How are you meant to climb irl when you can’t climb past gold in league 🤔🤔

[Seb Clatworthy @SebClatworthy]

@LozBinding Shes jelous because she knows you’ll rock these better than her at the wedding 🔥

[Seb Clatworthy @SebClatworthy]

@ChauncySmartt @Rob_Lawrence96

[Seb Clatworthy @SebClatworthy]

As if my sister passed her driving test and less than an hour later had to phone my dad to make him come all the way to maccys just to reverse her car out of the car park 😩 fuckin hell man im phoning the DVLA

[Seb Clatworthy @SebClatworthy]

@Hannah_clat @bradthomas33 Put him in the boot, thats where the dogs belong

[Seb Clatworthy @SebClatworthy]

@sportbible @TomJLForte @NickGrifindor Legit imagine this is something you two would do

[Seb Clatworthy @SebClatworthy]

@LozBinding Not sure if its the angle but you lookin cute in this pic 😍

[Seb Clatworthy @SebClatworthy]

@C00K_e Top 10 questions science still cant answer

[Seb Clatworthy @SebClatworthy]

@DButcherr Thanks broski ❤️❤️❤️ xx

[Seb Clatworthy @SebClatworthy]

@Hannah_clat Thanks h you're my fav family member x