Sebastien Fleurus

Je twitte, Tu twittes, Jean Messiha ne twitte plus

[Sebastien Fleurus @Seb_twitt]

@F_Desouche Pas besoin du nom

[PES MIL GRAU @Pesgrau]

Don't Stop Me Now 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Sebastien Fleurus @Seb_twitt]

@leJDD Expulser vers la France?

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

You can't be offside if you bring the defender along

[Jason Burne @Monty_Brogan69]

Il vient de changer l'eau en vin.

[Le Gorafi @le_gorafi]

Faute d’avoir transpiré dedans, Mike Maignan gardera le même maillot pour le prochain match #FRAMAR

[Winamax Sport 🔞 @WinamaxSport]

🚨 OFFICIEL ! La FIFA annonce qu'étant donné que Lionel Messi joue en MLS, il doit désormais représenter les États-Unis.

Il sera TITULAIRE contre la Belgique.

[NinjaNeews @NinjaNeews]

Résumé de France Paraguay #WorldCup #WorldCup2026 #france #paraguay #mbappé

[Lemon @Lemonbryz]

🚨🎙️ Roy Keane rips into Ilgiz Tantashev and VAR after France vs Paraguay World Cup Round of 16 clash

🗣️“There was a time where all it takes to win a game is solid preparation and good team play. Nowadays you need to investigate the referee and VAR before the match to see if they have been paid.

What happened tonight is an absolute disgrace. France are grinding it out in this heat — 42°C heat index, boiling conditions — and Paraguay park the bus, foul after foul, time-wasting, the lot. The referee [Ilgiz Tantashev] is an absolute joke: three yellow cards for France and none for Paraguay? How is that possible? They should’ve had two or three bookings at least.
Then the big moment — around the 65th minute, Désiré Doué gets clearly tripped in the box by Diego Gómez. The ref waves play on like he’s blind, players are appealing, and VAR has to step in and drag him to the screen to finally give the penalty. Mbappé sticks it away, 1-0, and France go through. But that’s not football, that’s officiating gone mad. The keeper [Orlando Gill] made some saves, fair enough, but the ref and VAR turned this into a shambles. Sort it out!”

[Dr Sergio Coma @sergio_coma]

J'espère un jour qu'il y aura un procès de Nuremberg pour juger les Paraguayens

[Actu Foutre @ActuFoutreOff]

🚨💣 Le bus du Paraguay 🇵🇾 est déjà arrivé à Philadelphie 🚌

Les manœuvres vont débuter afin de garer l’engin devant le but.

(@DiegoSimeone)

[Winamax Sport 🔞 @WinamaxSport]

Terrible image des stadiers qui obligent les supporters anglais à rester jusqu'au bout du match.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Heading into the World Cup round of 16 like

[𝑷𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒐-Satire🍌🇩🇪🍌 🕊️ @fritz_panko]

Rudi Völler:
„Mit unserer WM-Mannschaft von 1990 hätten wir Paraguay 1:0 geschlagen!“

Reporter:
„Nur 1:0“ ?

Rudi Völler:
„Naja, die meisten von uns sind ja schon über 60!“

#WMAus

[aish .𖥔 @jmsiala]

germany world cup 2026 highlights vs paraguay 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

[🅶🅾🆁🅺 @Raclure03]

Prono pour ce soir 🤣🤣🤣😎👍

[Nazi Hunters @HuntersOfNazis]

Imagine strapping an 8-kilo explosive vest on your 14yo son, promising him Islamic paradise for bravely blowing up Jews.

Then you watch IDF soldiers spot the threat, clear civilians, and calmly talk the boy into letting the bomb squad remove it — because jail is better than death.

Now imagine his family having the audacity to launch a global campaign, outraged that the ‘evil Jewish supremacists’ imprisoned their ‘sweet boy’ under ‘apartheid.’

You don’t have to imagine it. This is the Israeli experience, with far too many variations of it happening to absurd degrees.

[Matt Turck @mattturck]

World Cup scoring strategies:

Argentina: pass the ball to Messi

Portugal: pass the ball to Ronaldo

England: pass the ball to Kane

Spain: pass the ball to Lamal

France: pass the ball to Mbappé or Dembélé or Olise or Doué or Barcola or Cherki or Thuram or

[Winamax Sport 🔞 @WinamaxSport]

Les joueurs de la Tunisie sont bien arrivés à l'aéroport :

[Dr Yash  @YashRMFC]

Best World Cup duos