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pucpr

[• Thian • @Seba_Allen4]

not interested.

[Roger Ledbetter @rledbetterCPA]

Teaching my daughter about payroll withholding

She did chores all week so I owe her $10

I hand her $7

> this isn't $10

"right, I withheld the rest"

> what does that mean

"I kept $3 of your money"

> but it's my money

"It was your money"

> what are you even doing with it?

"Funding household infrastructure"

> what

"The roof over your head. The hallway you walk through to get to the bathroom. The door locks that keep strangers out"

> you're charging me for the hallway

"I'm charging you for access to the hallway. The hallway itself was a capital expenditure"

> you're my dad. you're supposed to---

"I'm also your government"

> what if I don't want to pay for the hallway

"Then I can't guarantee the hallway"

> it's a hallway. It's already there

"For now"

She asks what else the $3 covers

"Meals, dispute resolution, nightlight maintenance"

> dispute resolution?

"When your brother takes your toys and I make him give them back. That's taxpayer funded"

> that's just parenting

"That's the Department of Justice"

> what about meals. You already feed me

"That's a social program. Not everyone qualifies"

> I'm your daughter

"Which is why you're currently enrolled"

She wants to see where the money goes

I tell her that would require a FOIA request

> what's that

"A form asking me to show you what I do with your money. Processing time is 6 to 8 weeks"

> 6 weeks to see where my $3 went?

"Could be longer. We're understaffed"

> there's two of you

She asks how she gets any of it back

"It's already spent"

> you spent my money already?

"We had a budget shortfall"

> you just took it 20 seconds ago

"And the deficit existed 30 seconds ago. The timing worked out"

> so I'm not getting it back

"I didn't say that. You might qualify for a refund"

> of my own money

"Correct. You just have to fill out a form telling me how much you made"

> you know how much I made. You paid me

"Right but I need you to tell me how much I paid you"

> so you already know the answer

"The point is compliance"

She asks what happens if she gets the number wrong

"Penalty"

> from the money I don't have because you already spent it?

"We could set up a payment plan"

> I'm 8

"Monthly installments. Very manageable"

> you're going to penalize me for getting wrong a number you already know and then make me pay you back with money you took from me

"Now you're getting it"

> I want to talk to mom

"Mom's not a qualified representative. She can't help you here"

She stormed off to her room saying how this is extortion

Slammed the door

That's my little citizen

I've never been more proud

[Daquan Wiltshire DSG 🤘🏾🐝 @DAQUANDSG]

As my girl, you have to understand there’s never a time I don’t need head. I shouldn’t have to hint at it or anything. As long as I exist I could use some head

[Kofi 🏴‍☠️ @EBK_Koff]

Venting is useless.

[Wizzle🐗 THE BIGGEST TROLL 👨🏽‍💻 @Uno_DaDon]

We grown idc bout no body count just don’t have aids bitch !

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“what dish you bringing on thanksgiving?”

me:

[Fenel JB @JayyArrDot]

If we date. You not allowed to fight. Leave that to the ugly bitches.

[The Godmother 🇿🇦 @GodmotherThe]

We are still individuals outside of our relationship. We don't have to be together every second of everyday. Go see your friends and touch some grass.

[NesCross @SuperNes64PR]

TikTok está invicto

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Markelle Fultz is on a mission this season 🔥

[GrindHouse Grizzlies (Spaces) @SpacesGrizzlies]

@TheHoopCentral Dillon sending USA home with a 40 ball. I have seen it all 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Josh Eberley 🇨🇦 @JoshEberley]

A whole generation that doesn’t know what a poster is. Lordy

[d. @_312DARIUS]

This unbelievably wicked and shouldn’t be championed btw

[InstaSamer @InstaSamer]

Ya están empezando a trabajar los psicólogos que hicieron los exámenes online en pandemia

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

In the fish bowl too ?!? I know he killing bout her

[JANSITO @jjaannssiittoo]

el sazon del jangueo ha decaído por la generacion que llegó post pandemia, sosos sosos cc, salen mas que pa fotos y que se joda la experiencia… bueno ni perrean que se puede esperar

[my eyes @deanuyasha]

I’d be talking so much shit in the group chat, niggas would’ve had to kick me out for bragging about my woman

[Juanito Alimaña @JediMasterRoman]

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