Sebastian the Towman

You don't need a license to drive a sandwich

[Sebastian the Towman @Sebastard724]

@DanBilzerian #YouAreMyHero

[Sebastian the Towman @Sebastard724]

@lufthansa @Lufthansa_DE @Lufthansa_USA @Ryanair you wouldn’t have lost my bags right? @lufthansa @Lufthansa_DE @Lufthansa_USA feed off my pain

[Sebastian the Towman @Sebastard724]

Haven’t posted in YEARS but @lufthansa @Lufthansa_USA @Lufthansa_DE whichever one of yall wants to take credit. Just lost my bag with over $3,000 worth of ski gear I checked for a once in a lifetime ski trip BIG S/O to them almost 9 hours later still not knowing where my bag is…

[Sebastian the Towman @Sebastard724]

@lufthansa @Lufthansa_DE @Lufthansa_USA the overpriced Spirit Airlines of Europe

[Sebastian the Towman @Sebastard724]

@PicturesFoIder Why does his teacher look like Amanda who’s always sending me spam texts?

[Sebastian the Towman @Sebastard724]

The @Softball_League has brought me back to X. Yesterday’s commentary was unmatched as usual & I love to hear that yesterday’s Memorial Day Double header won’t be the last game of the Szn.

[WPSL @Softball_League]

Senior Officials are coming down with sanctions on 2 veterans of the WPSL after their commitment to this league was put in jeopardy following Memorial Day’s double header. @NickDiFranco216 and @KillerKilbane9 will have to answer for their no shows prior to being reinstated

[Sebastian the Towman @Sebastard724]

#LisanAlGaib

[Sebastian the Towman @Sebastard724]

@BS_Cleveland Walter MIDdy

[Gave @WhatGaveSaid]

When you see Dallas Goedert go down after you already lost Josh Downs to injury today...

[Sebastian the Towman @Sebastard724]

@JaxsonDart I know you’re playing a game rn but your moms hot

[Sebastian the Towman @Sebastard724]

Shits crazy @elonmusk just watched the #Starlink launch from Auburn, AL

[Sebastian the Towman @Sebastard724]

@KanesCabDriv3r Stop quoting my dad

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Must be great nets

[Ballington Knowledgeworth @homothugsoldier]

My son has autism and his doctor recommended CBD and due to his sensory issues this is the only way he likes to take the medicine he needs to live, can we end the STIGMA #cannamom #CBD https://t.co/37w4nOqMVX

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

https://t.co/MlIKklPSJT

[Sebastian the Towman @Sebastard724]

@cheeserburger The Glazin be crazy

[Tommy Smokes @TomScibelli]

I am going to root against this Snow White movie like it’s the Dallas Cowboys

[Llamalex.eth @LlamalexNFT]

@dillondanis This for sure