Sebastian Braff

Satire. Skepticism. Swearing.

[Sebastian Braff @SebastianBraff]

"...and if you scroll through the comments- my God; more people have died from the vaccine than there are humans on planet earth. Some of them must have died twice. Either that, or we've accidently been vaccinating three dogs stacked under a trench coat."

https://t.co/277PiBxeBz

[Sebastian Braff @SebastianBraff]

Of Metamorphosis, Lake Wobegon, Charlie Kirk, & Godwin's Law

Dear Time Travelers - https://t.co/VFHSBwcEsl

[Sebastian Braff @SebastianBraff]

@LynAldenContact Bought an EPSON after smashing my HP on the floor of my home office in rage seven years ago; never looked back.

[Steven Lubka ☀️ @DzambhalaHODL]

When asked what speed I listen to audiobooks at

I am not some vulgar middle class striver rushing about

One must simply walk and listen

[Sebastian Braff @SebastianBraff]

@Rory_Johnston I think the cherry may hold that distinction - incredible fresh, awful in any other form: artificial, maraschino'd or otherwise.

[🏴‍☠️Maddox🏴‍☠️ @realmaddox]

As far as accidents go, this one's a whopper

[🏴‍☠️Maddox🏴‍☠️ @realmaddox]

Missed opportunity: @HelloFresh, make a toilet paper brand called "Goodbye Fresh"

[Sebastian Braff @SebastianBraff]

@VPrasadMDMPH I don't know if "BRI" is any more reliable or if this is just something being pushed by the body positively crowd, but I did always find it odd that BMI doesn't account for muscle mass. Any index that claims Christian McCaffrey is borderline obese must have room for improvement.

[Sebastian Braff @SebastianBraff]

Vv3,4 Millionen Euro! US-Investor steigt beim SSV Ulm 1846 ein https://t.co/K0CAYLs7pQ

[🏴‍☠️Maddox🏴‍☠️ @realmaddox]

Children require sacrifice, and no culture in history understood that more than the Incans

[Sebastian Braff @SebastianBraff]

@realmaddox Probably several men who each refer to themselves as "Steamboat Willie"

[Sebastian Braff @SebastianBraff]

@adamtaggart I finished it a few weeks ago, and I enjoyed it immensely.

[🏴‍☠️Maddox🏴‍☠️ @realmaddox]

Real men go down on their authenticators.

[Sebastian Braff @SebastianBraff]

@MadScientistFF Holy shit

[Sebastian Braff @SebastianBraff]

@MugiwaraSamu @wars It was in the East Bloc. Baby pictures of my East German wife from around this same time look like they were taken in the 50s.

[Vodka and OJ @audiocomedian]

@prchovanec People who know about balloons and surveillance in America 2023 - pretty limited selection...

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

*DALIO: DON'T THINK THIS TYPE OF A RECESSION IS 'BAD'

Billionaire gives recession AAA+++ rating, would recess again

[Embassy of France in the U.S. @franceintheus]

I guess this is us now...