Sebastian

I paint faces for fun and call it a job. Gender traitor.

[6’5 guy @65cj200]

Platonically I attract such amazing people! The most amazing people in fact. Romantically is where it all goes south.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i don't think tate mcrae is a trump supporter, but my god, how hard is it to just say that? he's putting kids in concentration camps here and blowing them up abroad. how much money will you lose by opposing that firmly? your colleagues seem to be doing just fine

[Sara @Romaency]

https://t.co/7DVugEdTmL

[8N @coolgirlnadiav]

I wish I was one of those gay guys whose job is go to gym and have coke addiction

[🇬🇭 @Ghana2NYC]

If you’re a New Yorker and you dislike Mamdani, that is your right as a New Yorker, you live here and can vote. But seeing people that don’t live in New York (let alone America at all) going on internet rants about how they hate him and how he’s “destroying the city” is comedy.

[pup🎧🩸 @Hispvppyz]

"gosh you're so small" okay so why don't you pick me up and ram your dick inside me then

[quiinta🪬 @quiintassential]

i’m not fem fem but i’m not masc masc im just like hey wassup

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[David @castidadenla92]

cómo mierdas hace 7 meses estábamos en 2025 y hoy con esas tendencias políticas estamos en 1812…

[Manumanito @manumanito]

Daniel Roseberry, la mente que tienes…🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[Lailani🌺 @nonlocalai]

People moving to NYC need to understand that gentrification is not just rent going up, it is what happens when you enter a neighborhood without respecting the people, culture, and history already here.

[Reyes @jcamiloreyess]

Me da un pesar la cantidad de asalariados celebrando el ascenso de la ultraderecha.

Ellos piensan que son parte del team lol.

[trevor 💕 @ditz_carlton]

seeing every NYC gay guy try to pretend to care about basketball is so funny

[🥢 @fa1ryglox]

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

[Drebae @Drebae_]

You’re not an ally if your boyfriend is homophobic boo.

[cob @sillierdeadite]

barbenheimer for sickos

[goodest boy @twunkified]

Gay standards are crazy, because I genuinely think they are the hottest men alive, and yet if I don’t have a visible six pack, I wanna kms

[Sebastian @SebastianC170]

Me and my manager enjoy saying no to those fuckers every single time

[nat ☆ @natsinctrl]

girl asked me if we do a military discount and tell me why when i asked to see her ID she pulled out an IDF card