Sebastian The Cat

I’m a cat. F$&@ off

[Sebastian The Cat @SebastianDaKat]

@AskPlayStation Any chance Dynasty Warriors 3 (PS2) or Dynasty Warriors 4 (PS2) can be played on PS4 in the future? Asking for a friend

[Sebastian The Cat @SebastianDaKat]

@AskPS_UK Just wondering, any chance Dynasty Warriors 3 can be played on PS4? Make it happen for me

[Sebastian The Cat @SebastianDaKat]

I realized today that I will be nothing more than just a cat.... THANK GOD! #cat #CatsOfTwitter

[Sebastian The Cat @SebastianDaKat]

Modeling shoot today went as expected. I’m flawless #cat #photoshoot #model #Modeling

[Sebastian The Cat @SebastianDaKat]

I’ve purrfected the wake up meow. Go ahead, ask my owner. He’ll tell you #cats #Caturday

[Sebastian The Cat @SebastianDaKat]

Some show affection by hugging and kissing
I show affection by biting the shit outta your hand 😺
#cats #Caturday

[Sebastian The Cat @SebastianDaKat]

The reaction you make when you find out @GameOfThrones isnt back on until 2019 #GameofThrones #cats #JonSnow

[Sebastian The Cat @SebastianDaKat]

I’m not trying to step on any paws or nothing but is it strange that I found that feline today peeing on a car super attractive? We all have fetishes I guess #cats #CatsRule #dogs

[Sebastian The Cat @SebastianDaKat]

** 1:30 AM (Door Opens) **
Me: YOU’RE HOME!!!!!
Owner: AWEEE!! My baby missed me!!
Me: What? No, I was scared I wasn’t going to get food in my bowl in the morning. Now go to bed so I can wake you up at precisely 7:01 am

#cats #CatsOfTwitter

[Sebastian The Cat @SebastianDaKat]

My owner was dry heaving last night. He must of had a hair ball #cats #sick #owner

[Sebastian The Cat @SebastianDaKat]

I achieved my goal of jumping from sofa to ottoman this morning and knocking down everything in my path #jumping #nothingcanstopme #cat

[Sebastian The Cat @SebastianDaKat]

I was in the deepest sleep until a fart woke me up. Worst part, it was my fart #sleep #cat #insomnia

[Sebastian The Cat @SebastianDaKat]

My I just took a shit while my owners are sleeping face #SelfieSunday #cat

[Sebastian The Cat @SebastianDaKat]

Just when I thought that squeaky mouse on a string is dead it surprises me with another squeak when I touch it #cats #mouse

[Sebastian The Cat @SebastianDaKat]

My humans left me alone at home to go party. I repaid them by throwing up on their dining table. Merry Fuck You Guys #homealone #cats #mylife

[Sebastian The Cat @SebastianDaKat]

If I was to write a book it would be called, “Meow or Never” #puns #cats #books

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It’s cause you’re ugly https://t.co/2M8DUtWgPz

[Sebastian The Cat @SebastianDaKat]

I purred for like 20 straight mins this morning. Owner thinks I love him but jokes on him. I got new food, water, treats, bathroom sink turned on, my favorite scratcher out of the closet, and my ass scratched #cat #Caturday

[Sebastian The Cat @SebastianDaKat]

Update: Owner just got home. Still no catnip #10DaysClean #Caturday #cat #catsofinstagram

[Sebastian The Cat @SebastianDaKat]

I’ve slept in 3 spots today.. just missing my quota of 5.. it was a rough day #CatsOfTwitter #Caturday #rainyday #sleep