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Where are my unicorns?

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Well with this block thing ima peace out. This site and its users have been sucking the air out of things I enjoy or am excited about and it’s gotten worse since Elon took over. I want to start enjoying things I like again without some dipshit yelling “It’s woke!” in my ear. GLHF

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If metaphor is such a good game then why am I suffering from really bad food poisoning unable to play it?

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@RoboticSteve

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@DrCreatio @joshpace95 @PeeperzCreeperz Except that one time…

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Why couldn’t Hulk Hogan sunset like this?

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@filipinofist

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@jtimsuggs I loved that red af Kurosawa esque throne room.

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A+ casting

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Kyle Chandler has now officially signed on to play Hal Jordan in the ‘LANTERNS’ series.

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@ShinjiJS @FrostDrakeHeart You had to do it with people anyways, he’d just trap you and kill you if you tried to solo him. Teammates were required to igni you when you got caught.

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Sometimes I think about that one time I took a date to a Cronenberg movie.

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@VeternumNoctua @AnonymousZiZ @Grummz @Brezals A hero shooter that wasn’t ftp, and an indie game nobody gave a shit about Vs a game most people have been excited about for years that you guys created some bunk narrative around based on one review. Yeah, great example.

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@JoelWBerry Yeah… History has def shown that Christians really value human life…

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@Grizzy1081668 @sun_kissin @Metalgear You need to disconnect from the internet, it’s not good for someone like you.

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@IamGVAmor @UltimaShadowX I got my ten dollar turtle, I’m with you.

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@criterionchannl Any movie with Oliver Platt. I’ll go with Flatliners for October’s sake.

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@FatManZan @D_anterror There’s always a .000000001 chance it won’t be when it’s going to be a thing that somehow ends up inconveniencing an entire state.

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Me and the boys after getting woken up at 5 am to look for the guy who shot a cop. Thank you blue alert!!!!

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@xoxogossipgita That cuphead video will never die…

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@CharmontFF I can just imagine Hot Wheels rolling into the gov office at 4 in the fucking morning to hit the “Confederacy is back!” alert button and wheeling us into battle on the front lines.

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@CharmontFF Blue Alerts are state wife and somehow only ever get triggered super f’in early, but I’m smack in the middle of atx/sa

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