Theb

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will stab you if you pay me

[َ @gffyoq]

btw, i notice everything.

[Theb @Sebbxby]

We’re so back

[Theb @Sebbxby]

U don’t understand how many Turkey pepperonis I’m able to eat at a time

[Theb @Sebbxby]

I’m 38 years old and still rockin my first boner

[Theb @Sebbxby]

Why do piercings solidify mania I could fight god and win rn

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

inside of you there are two wolves

[Theb @Sebbxby]

Someone stop me from doing the full october transformation again this happens every time I’m like a fuckin depression werewolf

[Theb @Sebbxby]

If you grew up when weight watchers didn’t have an age limit you may be entitled to financial compensation

[Theb @Sebbxby]

“Ok so you are a bitch but in the way the world needs yk keep doin that”

[Theb @Sebbxby]

I know the world is ending but can we solve pork-cat syndrome while we’re at it so I can have pepperoni pizza again

[Theb @Sebbxby]

Gaslight me all u want it won’t fix ur fucked up belly button piercing

[Theb @Sebbxby]

Imma ignore it tho

[Theb @Sebbxby]

This is gonna be a long term problem

[Theb @Sebbxby]

This is gonna be a long term problem

[Theb @Sebbxby]

I need to find my therapy workbook lmao

[Theb @Sebbxby]

I spammed my furry friends page w likes so he would follow me now I’m only getting recommended furry art

[Theb @Sebbxby]

Why do people like billy from stranger things wasn’t he deadass racist

[Theb @Sebbxby]

“Just let me do it” and then you set things on fire why not choose an option with LESS fire

[Theb @Sebbxby]

Sleeping naked is for skinny people I’m not tryna wake up and search my rolls for the vape I fell asleep holding

[Theb @Sebbxby]

Self awareness is painful how do I become unaware