Sebby Cotton

I’m a good person

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@joywhenucallme As a hockey player I’ll translate him for you

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Tried eating her out and that thing started telling me riddles.

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Legalize dog fighting. My pit bull is getting lazy, I need to sign her up for some extra circular activities

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Imagine you bust a load in her and she turns over and whispers “excellent padawans, they will make”

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@joywhenucallme Let’s run it

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You should only be aloud to tweet shit using voice to text. That way people can actually hear the shit they say before making it public forever. Except me.

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I need me some Bitch Repellent™️ I can’t go 5 minutes without a hoe trying to rip off my clothes

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Gonna reward my children with cigarettes

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@warnerbros I’m Watching #evildeadrise right now and I’m so turned on

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Wanna date a Korean girl so I can call her vagina “The sushi shop down the road”

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Women before any outing : hold on... Need to put on my face

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Watch out. There’s a fart smeller on the loose.

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Why’s it so hard to find a girl that doesn’t wanna kill herself?

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Wishing I can grow the mustache of an Indian girl in 5th grade

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@miiyazuko Women are not allowed in this house

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I stg band/ theater kids are gonna ruin mutant mayhem

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Finna go spray her perfume on my pillow case and aggressive cry tonight 😋

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Tickle fight @ my house!

Bring a gun.