Sebastian Michaelis

The life of a butler. Stuck with the brat. [parody account]

[Sebastian Michaelis @SebbyDemon]

and this is my lowest moment... Yep.... It is.

[Sebastian Michaelis @SebbyDemon]

@FaustianDemon Hello Claude

[Sebastian Michaelis @SebbyDemon]

What am i doing here... Someone please tell me...

[Sebastian Michaelis @SebbyDemon]

Oh look, The sexy demon with the pink bonet is here...-casually stares at self in mirror- And he needs a better life than a 'life' with Ciel

[Sebastian Michaelis @SebbyDemon]

So @mishacollins is pretty much the only reason why im alive today... please be okay misha <3 :'( #GetWellSoonMisha #WeLoveYouMisha

[Sebastian Michaelis @SebbyDemon]

I seriously dont get enough attention.

#ButlerProblems #relatable

[Sebastian Michaelis @SebbyDemon]

Fangirls ship me with Ciel,
I ship myself with Ciel hand, since i taste that more then i taste his lips.

[Sebastian Michaelis @SebbyDemon]

How to find Grell:
1: Get a Sebastian
2: Make the Sebastian moan
3: Sit down, and watch as the wall breaks down and in comes a red reaper.

[Sebastian Michaelis @SebbyDemon]

I was stuck in a closet at the Trancy estate for 3 hours, intill i realized i could just moan once, and Grell would hear it.

[Sebastian Michaelis @SebbyDemon]

I have a very dark humor...
Not like Undertaker though..

His humor is dead. hah xD

[Sebastian Michaelis @SebbyDemon]

I dont always throw with forks and knifes, but when i do ...

Its to kill random people near me.

[Sebastian Michaelis @SebbyDemon]

Oh no, Alois Trancy is dead!

Either that, or he was just very sleepy and very red.
Ah who knows really, who wants tea?

[Sebastian Michaelis @SebbyDemon]

Mey-Rin, Finnian and Baldroy...

Y U NO GOOD WORKERS!?

[Sebastian Michaelis @SebbyDemon]

Watashi wa akuma de shitsuji desu kara.

Yea, you heard me. Im a bird.

[Sebastian Michaelis @SebbyDemon]

My pink bonnet brings all the souls to the yard.

[Sebastian Michaelis @SebbyDemon]

Can you imagine if i called Ciel for brother, insted of Lord?

Ciel: Sebastian! bring me tea!
Me: Right away, my brotha!
Ciel: ....
Me: ....

[Sebastian Michaelis @SebbyDemon]

I honestly dont understand why everybody is trying to bring sexy back.

Im right here. I never left.

[Sebastian Michaelis @SebbyDemon]

Me being at the manor:

Im too old for this shit
Im too tired for this shit
Im too sober for this shit
I dont have time for this shit

[Sebastian Michaelis @SebbyDemon]

Ciel: Sebastian im hungry!
Me: So am i!
Ciel: ....
Me: What?
Ciel: Well this is awkward.

[Sebastian Michaelis @SebbyDemon]

I was gonna tweet something, but i had to rescue Ciel from his kidnappers first.

Hell, even as a demon he keeps getting kidnapped!