The Hefty Lefty

Certified medium ugly / Cigs Inside Enjoyer / Barbor jacket, blue jean wearin’ / 5’ 7” / SEC white boy / 3 inches is a lot of inches

[The Hefty Lefty @Sebjanikowski69]

Me after getting 16 likes on a burner post #motion

[The Hefty Lefty @Sebjanikowski69]

Waffle House before heading to the local sports bar to drink buckets of domestic lites for the next 10 hours sounds like heaven on earth #expand

[The Hefty Lefty @Sebjanikowski69]

Bill Belichick watching the FCS national championship game #whiteboys

[The Hefty Lefty @Sebjanikowski69]

I’m officially an “only cash” guy for the next 5 times I visit the bar after Christmas

[The Hefty Lefty @Sebjanikowski69]

@RaleighBill72 Ball knower

[The Hefty Lefty @Sebjanikowski69]

Try the 24th pal! #hell

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

Shopping for Christmas presents on the 23rd

[The Hefty Lefty @Sebjanikowski69]

Whiskey (with a big cube), penjamin, hometown couch… aka Bosh, Wade, LeBron

[The Hefty Lefty @Sebjanikowski69]

Holy shit… this guy built Rome in a day

[Jim Pesky @JimmyPesky]

Rome wasn’t built in a day… #newcrib

[The Hefty Lefty @Sebjanikowski69]

Hopefully it’s better than busting a left down MLK

[Edwin “Biscuit” Garcia @BruceBearl]

“yo bust a left down Charlie Kirk”

[The Hefty Lefty @Sebjanikowski69]

Gingerbread houses taste like absolute shit…. I only pick the candies off the hose and eat them… only liberals actually eat the gingerbread house so it doesn’t make the gingerbread feel bad

[The Hefty Lefty @Sebjanikowski69]

Seb did a woopsie tonight

[The Hefty Lefty @Sebjanikowski69]

Would absolutely kill for some morning dome from an overweight sorority woman with lip injections rn #LANK

[The Hefty Lefty @Sebjanikowski69]

#ballknower

[The Hefty Lefty @Sebjanikowski69]

Bring back the 4 team playoff

[The Hefty Lefty @Sebjanikowski69]

@terpfanburner It’s track bro 😂😂😂

[The Hefty Lefty @Sebjanikowski69]

Brother, it’s track….. what in the big ten is this bullshit!?!?!

[Terpfanburner @terpfanburner]

I don’t think most people realize how insane this is.

ROLL FUCKING TERPS

[The Hefty Lefty @Sebjanikowski69]

People that didn’t play football in HS when they see a fumble: “FUMBLE!”

People that did play ball in HS when they see a fumble: “BALL! BALL! BALL!”

[The Hefty Lefty @Sebjanikowski69]

Normalize watching your hudl highlights with the boys between the 3:30 games and the SNF game

[The Hefty Lefty @Sebjanikowski69]

@SpencerHiggles I can smell this fella through my screen… straight onions

[The Hefty Lefty @Sebjanikowski69]

@NBillingsley8 Glad to see the priorities are straight

[The Hefty Lefty @Sebjanikowski69]

Gentleman, we’re back behind enemy lines… and it’s not with the HS ex cuz ol’ Seb is on a role #cracked #cheeks