Seb Sakristan

Political meme dealer 🧠💥 | Laugh now, vote wisely later 🇵🇭

[Seb Sakristan @Sebonsol2025]

Government every year: ‘We’re fighting corruption.’
Also government: ‘Wait, who took the budget?’ 💸😂
#PHPolitics #TamaNa

[Seb Sakristan @Sebonsol2025]

@basedchadgod She pumps it 🚀

[Seb Sakristan @Sebonsol2025]

Budget hearings be like:
‘We lost ₱10 billion.’
‘It’s okay, we’ll investigate ourselves.’ 🕵️‍♂️😂
#GoodGovernance
#viral

[Seb Sakristan @Sebonsol2025]

@DimaZeniuk @elonmusk I choose Starship

[Seb Sakristan @Sebonsol2025]

Government every year: ‘We’re fighting corruption.’
Also government: ‘Wait, who took the budget?’ 💸😂
#PHPolitics #TamaNa

[Seb Sakristan @Sebonsol2025]

When politicians say ‘we’re

fixing traffic’ but EDSA still

looks like a parking lot 🚗🚗🚗

#philippines2025 #TamaNa

[Seb Sakristan @Sebonsol2025]

Debates in Congress look like:

🗣️ One guy shouting

💤 Another one sleeping

📱 The rest scrolling Facebook

#PHPolitics #worldpolitics

[Seb Sakristan @Sebonsol2025]

New rule: every time a politician

says ‘for the people’, we get ₱1.

We’d all be millionaires by now 💰😂

#TindigPilipinas #Ghostproject

[Seb Sakristan @Sebonsol2025]

Press conference starter pack:

1 bottle of water 💧

0 accountability 🧍‍♂️

5 minutes of drama 🎭

#PhilippinesPolitics #election

[Seb Sakristan @Sebonsol2025]

That moment when the senator says ‘public funds are safe’ but your barangay road looks like the moon 🌚😂
#WalangForeverSaGobierno

[Steven Ramirez @stevenrcoinsol]

When I get 10k followers, I want to become a coin. Teach me the ways — we're going to the moon or mars w/ elon rockets