Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡

Secretary of Miseducation, ignoring actual educators since 2021. 📚 You can tell this is a parody account because it actually follows educators.

[Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡 @SecCarDontCare]

To help with the nation’s teaching shortage, I’ve proposed that anyone can sub as long as they pass a vibe check.

[Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡 @SecCarDontCare]

Safety is of the utmost priority here at The Department ™️ .

For this reason, we are banning all DoorDash and food deliveries at all K-12 schools.

[Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡 @SecCarDontCare]

@swincat1 🥸🥸🥸

[Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡 @SecCarDontCare]

Teachers: just trust us. We definitely support you! The words in this tweet should be proof enough!

[Secretary Miguel Cardona @SecCardona]

Teachers: our students need you, and we in the Biden Administration support you.

[Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡 @SecCarDontCare]

You will have exactly two paid hours to set up classrooms before the first day!

[Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡 @SecCarDontCare]

Teachers,
We understand the stress and pressure you’ve been through the past three years. Burnout is all too real and at an all time high.

Our first activity at our back to school inservice is a seminar on mental health and pushing past your boundaries to overcome burnout!

[Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡 @SecCarDontCare]

Teachers know what is best for their students because they eat, sleep, and breathe for the kids in their classroom every waking moment!

We must trust the martyrs…I mean teachers.

[Secretary Miguel Cardona @SecCardona]

Teachers know what is best for their kids because they are with them every day.
We must trust teachers.

[Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡 @SecCarDontCare]

Improving education is as easy as ABC! No, improving education does not deserve an increase in pay. We are focusing on
Academic Achievement
Boldly Improving Learning Conditions &
Creating Pathway for Global Engagements
https://t.co/UglxLNeS96“raise-bar-lead-world”-initiative

[Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡 @SecCarDontCare]

All teachers deserve a RAISE!

Rigorous, reflective, resilient professional practice
Authentic learning opportunities (for students and staff!)
Intermittent sick leave (but not too much!)
Sacrifice & Service
Exceeding Expectations

[Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡 @SecCarDontCare]

@mathillustrated We at the Department are so happy our innovative excellence could inspire real change! @SecCardona 😃

[Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡 @SecCarDontCare]

If I didn’t do read alouds and pose for photos, what else would I be doing?

[New York Times Education Pitchbot @GreyLadiesNYC]

This Job Is Pretty Sweet

I Just Attend a Few Read Alouds a Week, Make a Few Mild Proclamations, Like, “Children are our future, so schools and teachers are the keys to the future,” Do Zilch to Bring About Actual Change, and Collect the Checks

By Secretary of Education Cardona

[Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡 @SecCarDontCare]

@skinnywatersc Your contract states you are a teacher, even outside of the classroom. Never forget it.

[Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡 @SecCarDontCare]

If teaching isn’t your only identity, are you truly even dedicated to the profession?

[Secretary Miguel Cardona @SecCardona]

Teaching isn’t what we do. It's who we are.

[Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡 @SecCarDontCare]

All teachers deserve a RAISE!

Rigorous, reflective, resilient professional practice
Authentic learning opportunities (for students and staff!)
Intermittent sick leave (but not too much!)
Sacrifice & Service
Exceeding Expectations

[Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡 @SecCarDontCare]

@BRussell2017 Bethany, you seem agitated.

Perhaps a mental health day is in order. Make sure you aren’t adding extra work to any colleagues before you take that day, though!

[Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡 @SecCarDontCare]

Teachers, we know that mental health is a valid reason for taking sick days.

But we at the Dept have a question.

Before you take that day, please consider your colleagues’ and students’ mental health. Will your absence cause stress? If so, maybe reconsider your fake sick day.

[Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡 @SecCarDontCare]

@johannabrown The greatest twitter account for the greatest secretary of education, Johnny!

[Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡 @SecCarDontCare]

@JHromcik Tall, grande, venti.

[Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡 @SecCarDontCare]

@madhavanpallan Unsure if you’re suggesting blasting American cops into outer space, but we are willing to consider it.

[Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡 @SecCarDontCare]

Looks like someone needs their color flipped.

[Matthew B. Courtney, Ed.D. @mbcourtneyedd]

Adult learners are not children. Stop using classroom management strategies during your PD sessions.

[Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡 @SecCarDontCare]

What a neat concept!

Get rid of the counselors and allow the students to just figure it out. I love these innovative solutions to providing opportunities for increased independence.

#FailureToCounsel #SchoolCounselingWeek #SinkOrSwimKids #FewerCounselorsMorePrincipals

[Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡 @SecCarDontCare]

@GreyLadiesNYC Please let me know if I can provide a photo op. I can be in and out within 3 minutes. #AlwaysLeaveThemWantingMore #SchoolCounselingWeek

[Secretary Miguel Car-don’t Care 🤡 @SecCarDontCare]

School counselors are the glue of the education system and that is why I think every district should have one or maybe even two!

#SchoolCounselingWeek #GlueButLikeRunnyGlue #Budget